OK! it's about DELAY, not SCHIAVO. it's mean, funny, but mean....

TOM DELAY
(To the tune of "Tom Dooley" with the usual apologies!)

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND LIES
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
BUG BOY DESERVES TO FRY.

TOMMY'S UNFAZED BY ETHICS
HE'S ABOVE ALL THAT
WE'LL JUST RE-WRITE THOSE ETHICS
AND HE'S A SWEET POLECAT

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND SLEAZE
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
DELAY, JUST SHUT UP, PLEASE!

YOU CANNOT DENY IT
HEARD YOU ON TV
PROVED YOUR WERE QUITE UNFIT
THE PRINCE OF LUNACY

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, YOU STINK!
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
AND WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?!

ON SCHIAVO'S CORPSE YOU'LL
FEED ON LIKE A ROACH
BUT THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA
KNOWS YOU'RE BEYOND REPROACH

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND LIES
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, TOM DELAY
BUG BOY DESERVES TO FRY.

hang down your head and cry

but then I thought about Agent Mike and...

:hi: Agent Mike!

timing is everything

only ONE reply? OK.

I don't know the tune to 'Tom Dooley'.

I was halfway through the song when I realized I was trying to sync it up with 'Bill Bailey'. :dunce:


Now the sentiment of the lyrics I whole heartedly agree/approve.

:ifeellikeadouchesmilie:

":ifeellikeadouchesmilie:" TOO funny!!

thanks, Jeff!


Tansy Gold, who knows the tune to Tom Dooley. . .. and Greenback Dollar and MTA and . . . . . . . all the rest

I've been relying too much on showtunes (and I know them all!)