Hang on to your hats>>>>>>>>>It's HOLY WEEK!!!!

Jacobin

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:50 AM
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Hang on to your hats>>>>>>>>>It's HOLY WEEK!!!!

It begins with John Meacham on Imus explaining in detail why its a 'historical fact' that Jayzus rose from the dead, and other information on why Jayzus is the Only True Lord, and why only Xtians get to go to heaven.

It's official. We are a Theocracy.

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mopaul

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:53 AM
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1. Great Zombie Jesus!!

Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 06:53 AM by mopaul

hysterical facts take precedent over historical ones.

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Swamp Rat

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:54 AM
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2. Bull fucking shit!!! I'm on Spring Break goddammit!!!

The is HEATHEN'S WEEK!!!

Praise Bacchus!!!

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pnutchuck

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:57 AM
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3. I just watched Larry King weekend and they had the guy that

wrote the best seller, "A Purpose In Life" (or some shit like that) that the hostage had read to the gunman. He was so rollin' holy, but I think he lost Larry when he said that Jesus was the only way to heaven.

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Cooley Hurd

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Mon Mar-21-05 07:02 AM
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6. He probably didn't realize King is Jewish...

...typical jeebus-fearing nitwit.:eyes:

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pnutchuck

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Mon Mar-21-05 07:09 AM
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7. No, because he made a point to nod towards Larry when he talked

about all religions containing truth including Judaism. But he refused to back down when Larry asked him if a Jew could go to heaven.

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firefox

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Mon Mar-21-05 06:59 AM
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4. They are not gaining Christians, they are losing them n/t

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Cuban_Liberal

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Mon Mar-21-05 07:31 AM
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8. 'They' who? n/t

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firefox

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Mon Mar-21-05 07:00 AM
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5. They are not gaining Christians, they are losing them n/t

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Bridget Burke

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Mon Mar-21-05 07:33 AM
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9. Don Imus is noted for his piety....

No, wait--he loves intellectual discussions on comparative religion.

No, wait.....

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