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WillyT

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:00 PM
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Oy... Caption This !!!

Now if we could just get that adhesive to stay on a little longer. Say a week or so.

:shrug:

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NYC Liberal

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:01 PM
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1. Spitting on LIFE? n/t

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adwon

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:01 PM
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2. It's official

There is a constitutional right to be a fucking moron.

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blondeatlast

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:04 PM
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7. These are beginners--the moron pros were the ones who tried

to give Mrs. Schiavo a drink of water.

I almost hoped that one of them would have managed to put the water to her lips... :eyes:

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adwon

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:09 PM
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13. Touche

That bunch couldn't find their asses with both hand and a map.

Just watch, stupidity will be declared exemptable in a future draft.

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Snotcicles

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:10 PM
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14. Clothes pins for the noses and were all set.

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onenote

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:02 PM
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3. Group of Morans Accidentally Confuses Duct Tape with Breakfast Cereal

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Richard Steele

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:18 PM
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17. Ding Ding Ding! That's a WINNER!

ROFL!
Do you mind if I borrow that caption when I pass the photo along?
I will of course give you credit!

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WillyT

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:20 PM
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18. I Agree... That Was Perfect, LOL !!!

:bounce:

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onenote

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:32 PM
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22. Be my guest. I'd be honored....

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BurtWorm

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:03 PM
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4. The most pleasant pro-life rally in the history of the planet

Ah.... Peace....

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flvegan

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:03 PM
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5. 7 fundies temporarily shutting up? A damn good start.

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fob

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:06 PM
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10. Really. I'll donate $100 worth of red duct tape if I get to apply it.

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Hand

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:36 PM
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26. I'll donate $200 if I get to tear it off! nt

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crispini

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:03 PM
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6. At least they're nice and quiet.

Must make for a dull interview though.

"So why are you protesting today?"

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmmHH!

"I can't hear you, what do you want?"

MMM mMM MMMMMM HHHMMM!

"Sorry, I'm just not getting that. Um, maybe next time."

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fob

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:05 PM
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8. All those assholes are missing are their disrespectful "purple heart

bandaids".

Come on you fucks! What kind of protest is that! You pansies need to cut open you stomachs and weave a plastic tube through that ties you all together, THEN you can put red tape over each end. Please continue until you protest your power back to minority status.

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Demit

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:06 PM
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9. "We missed out on the purple heart bandaid fad, so..."

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EST

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:09 PM
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11. Life, generally shuts up most people

if they live long enough.

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Fleshdancer

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:09 PM
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12. screw the tape. where's the needle and thread??

Finally, a campaign from the loud mouthed minority that I can actually support.

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johnaries

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:11 PM
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15. New ad for Life cereal?

Mikey was getting a little old...

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Auntie Bush

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:13 PM
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16. I'd love to rip that tape off!

Edited on Thu Mar-24-05 06:14 PM by Auntie Bush

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LSdemocrat

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:24 PM
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19. I think it would be funny if someone dressed up like the grim reaper

and taunted them mercilessly.

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rock

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:31 PM
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20. Fundies discover secret to being interesting

At least, more interesting than they were.

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TahitiNut

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:32 PM
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21. "LOW... LOW... LOW... LOW... LOW... LOW... LOW..."

:evilgrin:

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The Icon Painter

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:35 PM
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23. Ellen Jamesians?

Every time I see a photograph of these sad, misguided young people, I think of The World According to Garp and the Ellen Jamesians. I wonder if these infants will go as far as their fictional counterparts and actually die in emulation of their object of veneration. These are pathetic times this vile administration has brought us to.

(And before someone feels called upon to inform me the Ellen Jamesians did not die but only amputated their tongues - yes, I know that. However, to exactly duplicate the supposed sufferings of Mrs. Schiavo, these little idiots will have to die.)

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onenote

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:35 PM
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24. Having Lost on Abortion, Pro-Lifers Protest Use of Teeth-Whitening Strips

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jimshoes

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Thu Mar-24-05 06:35 PM
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25. And I thought it was

that new lip and chin hair remover tape?

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