How can we best make our future Christian Cultist Overlords happy?

shall we simply all convert to southern baptist charismatics? or perhaps we could let our theocracy decide who is worthy of living or being bombed? we could have church every day and punish those who don't attend, or we could have beheadings, old testament style, for adulterers and thieves.

only good christian movies, and songs, and books, and laws. maybe we could all make pat boone the official minister of music, bill bennet czar of values, gay bauer for family control, bill frist for official witch doctor.

or, suicide booths for non believers? witch trials and public burnings? maybe benny hinn could be minster of bullshit, and pat robertson enforcer of god's laws.

just what can a heathen liberal do to better prepare himself for the inevitable?

These people will never be happy, it is not their nature.

"be on the earth but not OF the earth is their credo".

the fact that their God created it doesn't seem to stop them from seeing it as a wicked sinful place. (Sex, of course, is the thing that makes the earth so wicked and sinful; it's odd their hatred of sex, "the immaculate conception" bs, when without them the porn industry would bottom out.

Oh yeah, Only repubs buy porn......

Total BS.

Repubs are too dumb to find all the free porn on the Net the way us Dems do! :P

unless we are willing and able to give up the use of our brains and free will. This particular group requires both. Share a pyre?

i think we can draw a line between the "worldly" and the "godly" and just systematically exterminate all those who refuse the love of christ.

all move there and govern themselves the way they want?

Heck, they could ban cable tv, censor books, teach religion in school, make abortion, euthansia, living wills, and all their other pet issues illegal.

BEST OF ALL...as part of the deal, they'd leave the rest of us alone!

if they don't have unwilling people they can impose it upon.

in exchange for a pledge to never bother us again.

They can call it whatever they want. Hail Fundania!

they are charged with the duty of saving us all from hell.

They get all kinds of crowns and jewels and thrones and shit in heaven for every soul they save. They're on a point system, all trying to be God's best little angel. I think they get bonus points if they have to cross a major body of water to save souls, too.

It's a trip.

and comstantly pick on them for being children of God. I don't want to harm them, but I just want to be left alone!

In every negotiation, there has to be some concession on some things. I think it would be worth it to them to have their very own Paradise, and it sure would be worth it to me to not have to deal with these nuts anymore!

Will that ensure our salvation?

Love the slip of the typing finger "Gary Bauer" became "GAY" Bauer!
Especially for family control - that would do it!

Gun Control: The ability to hit your target.

at airports?

You will not likely see the two theologies in the same church ever. I think part of the reason we're in trouble politically is our willingness to put thoughts in our opposition's heads for purposes of propaganda, all the while making gross mistakes about this or that detail about them.

If life were the way they wanted it, even they would find it intolerable.