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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:47 AM
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DU Right Wing Bake Sale
To move on from Terri Schiavo, and to remind everybody how unfair and evil the RW is, I am holding an online bake sale.

Before you can pay a cookie though, you must identify yourself, are you middle class, are you poor, are you rich, are you a televangelist, a war contractor, a Bush donor, etc.

Let the Bake Sale begin.
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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:50 AM
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1. OK
I think I'm working to middle class.

I know I'm a leftist liberal and damm proud of it!

Sue
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:51 AM
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3. If you pay me $2, I will give you a cookie.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:51 AM
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2. i'm doing the low carb thing - no baked goods for me, thanks!
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:54 AM
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4. I'm middle class, non-Christian, and a Kerry donor n/t
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:55 AM
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6. $2 for a cookie
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:14 AM
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14. OOPS! I just got a job at an oil company!
I now make $2,000,000 per year, but I had to donate to Bush.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:15 AM
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15. It's adjusted. You will pay $0.01 and you get to be Ambassador to Brazil
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:54 AM
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5. And if I am proud to be a RW knuckldragger, and expect the
world to end within my lifetime, however long that might be, what can I get?
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:56 AM
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7. $0.50, and you get to be the Ambassador to Spain.
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:15 AM
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16. I appreciate the honor, but I'm not eligible.
I speak a little Spanish.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:56 AM
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8. Um, I'm hungry
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 09:57 AM by Wickerman
Mid-level income, which means I am getting increasingly poor in GWB's reign.

On the weekend I am a televangelist.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:58 AM
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9. $2, we'll 'adjust' it if you promote 'family values*'
* - RW brand of 'family values'.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:01 AM
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10. Naturally
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 10:02 AM by Wickerman
I may be a mediocre teleV, but I am perfectly willing to sell out God for personal financial gain. Is there where I also sign up to flog immigration reform of them people we don't like and to say that it's God's will that we destroy Iraq to save it?
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:03 AM
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11. Your cookie is on us, feel free to take another cookie too.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:03 AM
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12. I'm a Christian who believes in the teachings of the Prince of Peace.
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 10:03 AM by ih8thegop
You know, "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Blessed are the meek," "Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness."

I'll have a chocolate chip cookie, please.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:04 AM
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13. $2, now if you are willing to be like Wickerman, we might 'adjust' it.
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