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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:32 PM
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Wouldn't you rather have a President getting blow jobs in the oval office
day in and day out from an intern or whoever else is willing than to have a gang of criminals plotting wars, assassinations ( character or otherwise) and economic crises?
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Bethany Rockafella Donating Member (916 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:33 PM
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1. I don't know about day in and day out.
He could get all used up that way.:evilgrin:
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:35 PM
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3. One can find more desirable uses for a President, I suppose.
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:35 PM
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2. absofuckinglutely
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:41 PM
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16. As long as he gives it a good scrubbin before he leaves. n/t
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 05:42 PM by Snotcicles
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:35 PM
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4. I'd rather have a president giving blow jobs in the Oval Office...
than have that damn gang of RW criminals in the White House. Fuck Bush and his whole damn family.
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tubbacheez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:36 PM
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5. How do we know Shrub ISN'T getting blowjobs in the Oval Office? n/t
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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8. Did Guckert get invited back?
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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9. The Shadow Knows.
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queeg Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:05 PM
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24. if someone offered to give him one in the oval
I think he would choke on his pretzels--

oh--wait.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:36 PM
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6. It would sure be better
than fucking the entire country every day!
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:36 PM
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7. Clinton was getting some WHILE he was working to avoid wars, assassination
and economic crises. And he was doing a damn good job of containing terror, too.

Yet, the media props up this miserable failure Bush as some sort of great leader. Yeah....in the eyes of moneyed whores he's great....he keeps them in business.
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:40 PM
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14. It does not just keep them in business
It writes them HUGE checks with our money. And they only have to give it a small kickback.
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DisneyVixen Donating Member (23 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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10. To some people it is more Christian to be a war mongoring President
then one who gets a little from Monica. Nice priorities.
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TriMetFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:37 PM
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11. I use this argument all the time.
A blow job is not hurting anyone as long as both people are willing to partake in it. But the killing of people for oil and lies is a sin.
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:40 PM
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15. I would even go so far as to say, taxpayers can fund these blow jobs if we
can keep the President's mind off wars. That way we can get a bigger Bang for the buck. No puns intended, of course.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:38 PM
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12. In a heartbeat.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:38 PM
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13. why do you have our freedoms? you represent the culture of death
a president getting blow jobs in the oval office is the worst thing that could ever happen in the history of the world.
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:41 PM
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17. And how do you feel about aWoL fking us every day? nt
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illflem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:50 PM
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18. My ideal occupation
would include a daily blow job
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:54 PM
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22. Then you have the right qualifications to be President of the U.S. IMO.
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whitedove Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:50 PM
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19. Clinton was impeached
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 05:51 PM by whitedove
for lying about a BJ!!!!!!!!!
This administration is nothing but a lying bunch of killers and thieves...
Give me Clinton anyday!

I want to yell at the top of my lungs
"America, wake the Fuck Up!"

Peace,
Whitedove
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:56 PM
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23. I will add this: America wake the fuck up.Elect someone who just wants to
fuck one person instead of the whole world.
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devinsgram Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:51 PM
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20. I'd rather have that, then one who blows people up.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 05:53 PM
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21. Republican ethics
Lying about love is an impeachable offense. Lying about war is protecting the national security and spreading democracy.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:10 PM
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25. People can say what they will about Bill Clinton, but
I voted for him - twice - and would be more than happy to for him to be in the White House today.

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Greybnk48 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:31 PM
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26. I would love the return of a real President and statesman
like President Clinton. I voted for him twice and would do so again. How I long for the days when our President could be trusted and was beloved world-wide. Going from Clinton to Bush is like switching from a Mercedes to a bike.

As I recall, the blow-job that the woman who "brought her knee pads with her to D.C." administered was a one-time incident (of course once was enough). Do you have information to the contrary--that's verifies your "day in, day out" assertion?

From my dark side: If I were to guess, I would say that * gets them on a regular basis, but not from women. Gannon/Guckert convinced me of this. Please, no offense to the gay community, for * it would be a power issue not a legitimate orientation.
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:58 PM
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33. I don't think you recall correctly
I don't think the Monica-Bill BJ fling was a one-time deal.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:45 PM
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27. ...

HELL YEAH

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megatherium Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 08:30 PM
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28. Clinton was a rascal and we were a nation of 270 million enablers.
But he was our rascal. Goodness knows he wouldn't have gone to war in Iraq -- he wouldn't have fallen for the neocons.
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90-percent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 08:33 PM
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29. blow jobs
I'd rather have a prez making freeper snuff films in the oval office than this current group of nazi impersonators!

how many impeachments would Bush go through if we could ever get the evil fucker under oath??

I bet there's bush dna on the cum stains on the abu grabe torture porno vids Bush loves to watch.

-85%
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:55 PM
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30. It has to be one or the other?
Can't there be a good president who knows enough to keep his hands off the help?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:56 PM
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31. gee, can we set the bar any lower?
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:57 PM
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32. Are you fricking crazy?!?!?!
Getting fellatio in the White House is the highest crime of the century!!
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 09:59 PM
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34. yes, & i'd rather that president were me................n/t
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:02 PM
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35. any kind of president
This emperor stuff is for the birds.
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bush_whacked Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:27 PM
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36. To be perfectly honest, yes, I'd willing give em to him too
If only we could get Clinton back in office. LOL.
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Donailin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 10:37 PM
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37. Yeah, you don't know what you got
until it's gone :/
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