Now here's an idea for your child's gift list!

Yessireee, folks, there's no time like the present to invest in the future for your little terminators-in-training! Lock n' load the wee buggers so the next time ol' GWB calls for us to protect the "sanctity of life", little Bubba Jr can take up arms against those
God-hating devils, tree huggers, ho-mo-sexuals and 'Merica hating liberals!

It's never too early to start the training, and there's no time like playtime!

http://www.kapowwe.com/

Sometimes, just sometimes, reality is ever so much stranger than fiction. (BTW, the site is real, not a parody.)


Edited to add: You ought to check out the ebay listings for "Kapowwe" with photos of little kids posing with their replica M-16s and AK-47s!

Any kid who pulls out one of these realistic toys and points it in the direction of some poor cop may well get himself blown away.

A $US1100 MINIME replica SAW. Just the thing to give that kid a decisive edge in neighborhood juvenile firepower and every cop that sees it an itchy trigger finger.

For those intimate moments, when you want to get up close and personal, like when your child wants to stage a SWAT assault on the treehouse, what could be more appropriate than the MP5 replica, complete with assault flashlight? Guaranteed to quicken the pulse of any law enforcement officer, too!

Coming Soon: Our replica General Electric 7.56 mm Electric Gatling Gun and our replica 20mm Chain gun, mounted on our 1/4 scale Apache helicopter. Just the things to put your child in the lead of the neighborhood arms race!

...can't let the Taliban have the advantage leaving a pre-pubescent gap.

Great, just f****ing great