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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:35 PM
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Poll question: How will the Tom Delay saga end
This is probably the most corrupt and amoral man ever to hold national office. How will his COngressinal career end?
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:38 PM
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1. Hey, there's no choice for Delay in a standoff with police!
I see him screaming through a window somewhere, holding a few assualt rifles as the helicopters buzz around and cops and SWAT folks surround him.

Deeee-licious!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 03:00 PM
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18. LOL! I can dream that now!
POLICE OFFICER (in Irish brogue): Allright, allright, Tommy, me boy! Give yourself up, lad, and noo-body will get hurt. Why, what would your sainted mother be saying, now, if only she could see you!

TOM DELAY (in James Cagney-type voice): Ahhhh, lay an egg, Coppa! If youse wants me, youse gonna have to come and GET ME!!!

Where's Pat O'Brien when you need him?

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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 09:22 AM
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22. "You'll never take me alive, copper!"
And I can picture the coverage on the news:

Faux News: The harrassment of Tom Delay - This is why we need to get rid of liberals! Folks, look at how they are harrassing Delay for NO REASON WHATSOEVER!! Up next, the Michael Jackson trial. Stay tuned.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:42 PM
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2. He and his fellow Branch Delayians
will be hold up in a barn somewhere in his congressional district. bush will surround the property with the texas national guard. Members of the Texas Air National Guard choose to go awol instead of firing on the barn. Bill Clinton will be called in to mediate. Kofi Anan calls for temperance and peace.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 03:01 PM
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19. You forgot one thing...
"And Bill Clinton will be blamed for the whole mess."
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:43 PM
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3. Koolaid in das Bunker
nt
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:44 PM
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4. Hate to say it ...
If Hottub Tommy suffers a downfall, it'll be at the hands of a face-saving GOP squad; not due to any effort from the Democrats. Don't expect the Democratic Leadership Cowards to do anything.

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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:44 PM
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5. I managed to find a graphic as racist as your avatar


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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 02:48 PM
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17. Racist no longer
My beloved Chicago Blackhawks have, over the past several years, employed a good number of Russians, a couple swedes, a Wawa, a cherokee, and an African-Amercan, as well as dozens of Candiens, Quebecois, and US-born players. A less racist outfit you are unlikely to find.

I assume this is what you meant by that ridiculous epithet. Or are you an actual native American or Canadian? If not, when is PC hour over?
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-07-05 10:20 AM
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23. Natives "ridiculous" for opposing a characture of their people as mascot?
No, I'm not a native american, but I am an alumni of the University of North Dakota, home of the "Fighting Sioux" and I've been involved in protesting this injustice for some time.
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elfin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:46 PM
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6. He will make it through
with not quite a "censure" from the House - just some minor scolding -- and then he will be re-elected, though by a closer margin than before.

Second scenario - going for the bucks as a lobbyist/commentator also appealing - but I think his ego will make him "tough it out" - and THEN leave on his own terms.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:48 PM
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7. He will be indicted and maybe jailed, then
the asshole will pardon the asshole.
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Stirk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:49 PM
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8. He will leave well before the 2006 elections, and his exit will
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 12:50 PM by Stirk
be mostly unnoticed, thanks to a silent media and pay-offs to Delay for keeping his mouth shut. In a year or two, he'll be a resident "expert" on Fox News, and a regular guest on talk radio, ala Newt Gingrich.

Delay is a cockroach- if he sees that the odds are against him, he'll cash in and walk.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:52 PM
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9. With Frist, the CAT BUTCHER, distancing himself from DeLay --
-- over the weekend & yesterday, I'd say the fix is in and DeLay will be asked to step aside in a closed-door meeting.

Drudge will assert an insider's feed, post it, and be doubted as usual. And rightly so.

The MSM will give it a perfunctory drive-through treatment and then let some other lurid story push it away from public consideration.

I go with your first choice -- DeLay will be on K-Street and the money will flow out to far right organizations all over the country.

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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:52 PM
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10. Just keep the heat on the asshole! call & write congress today and express
Edited on Wed Apr-06-05 12:52 PM by Zinfandel
your outrage on the lying greedy elitist pig, DeLay!
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 12:52 PM
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11. Well, as corrupt as he is...
... he still has a ways to go before topping Mark Hanna, and the Teapot Dome boys. But, he's getting there fast.

Whatever end is spelled out for DeLay, I certainly hope it includes public humiliation, poverty, absolute banishment from further public office, being tied up in a hot tub, his testicles jolted with electricity while being forced to listen to recordings of Hillary Clinton 24/7, rotting marine serpents chewing on his gangrenous legs, putrid slime dripping on his head, while a long parade of every Republican in the country waits to spend twenty-four hours each listening to his screams.

No point in even mentioning what I have in mind for his campaign contributors....

Yup, that would do it.

:evilgrin:
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 01:07 PM
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13. Hahahaha - I'm no Republican, but could I
listen in on a little of those screams?



:evilgrin: :rofl:
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 01:24 PM
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16. Small d-democrats...
... get to go to the head of the line and get to hold $100 bills in front of his face just to taunt him. :)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 01:04 PM
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12. He'll plea bargain his way out of prison
but will either resign or be defeated from Congress. He may be allowed to continue his bullying from the outside, by keeping his RNC post as controller of party purse strings.

Or we may get lucky, and he'll be swept into the garbage completely on a tide of public outrage.
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gulliver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 01:08 PM
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14. Mephistopheles drags him to Hell. A deal's a deal. n/t
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 01:14 PM
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15. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.
If there's any justice.
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 03:28 PM
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20. Unfortunately, the trend
in Bushworld is that people fail up. Look at Rummy and Condi. And all the failures in the intelligence agencies...which led to....medals for the brass!
The mind boggles.
So, following this lead, Delay will continue to fail up.
Maybe he'll be the next Pope?
Why not? The rules get changed, literally, for this guy.
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Jamison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 03:34 PM
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21. I would love to see him in Federal prison
more than anything!
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