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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:46 PM
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Esquire poll gives bush low marks for sex appeal
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050414/od_uk_nm/oukoe_bush_esquire&e=5

He may be leader of the free world and Time magazine's "Person of the Year," but a new international survey of women makes certain that (bush) is far from being the sexiest man alive.

In a recent online poll conducted by Esquire magazine, 11,000 women in 15 countries were asked to rate Bush's sex appeal on a scale of one to 10, and America's commander-in-chief failed to register much more than a two.

Women in Australia, Germany and the Netherlands were the harshest judges of (bush's) sexual allure, giving him an average rating of 1.4 each, Esquire said in its survey released earlier this week.

By contrast, Indonesian women were the most generous, giving bush an average score of 2.2; American women found their president slightly less appealing, rating him a 2.1.

Maybe it's because warmongerers and snotty brats just aren't sexy! I rate him a minus 10.
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lonelysoul2020 Donating Member (60 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:47 PM
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1. Who cares
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MissWaverly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:49 PM
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2. I can't believe this
It's like asking if you would rate drain cleaner as a mouthwash.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:50 PM
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3. Well he certainly can go fuck himself!
Does that count :shrug:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:54 PM
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9. I've always been under the impression that it does not count.
At least that's what I've been told.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:50 PM
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4. Hey, my guy isn't so great looking either, but he has Great legs!
but then he's a real human being, with a heart, unlike some I can think of.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:55 PM
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10. It takes more than looks to make a man sexy. Tommy Lee Jones is very hot.
Hubba hubba! }(
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DELUSIONAL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:59 PM
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14. I agree with you about Tommy Lee Jones!!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:50 PM
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5. But I remember Lucianne Goldberg telling Brian Lamb on
c-span that Bush** is very appealing to women!

Consider the source, I guess. All that I know is that he makes me want to puke! I'm glad to know that I'm not alone.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:50 PM
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6. That last paragraph makes a lot of sense.
There are many monkeys in Indonesia, if I'm not mistaken.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:51 PM
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7. i know for a fact that Chris Matthews would boink him
i'll never forget the day chimploeon landed on the USS Abraham Linclon in that flight suit and Tweety just drooling over him "Oh he looks so great, so macho" that was the last time i watched hardball.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:57 PM
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11. Oh gawwwd! I wanted to barf for a couple of days there.
They were talking about his "moose knuckle" - since he hadn't taken off the parachute harness (like any REAL pilot would have done).
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:05 PM
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16. yes, that one day really eneded my cable "news" watching
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:17 PM
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20. ROFL
"moose knuckle: :spray:
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:52 PM
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8. Christ! A cucumber would probably rate a three. n/t
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sonicx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:58 PM
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12. Bush is ugly inside and out.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 08:58 PM
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13. Republicans don't like sex
Unless they can impeach you for it, or gather middle America against some notions about it.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:03 PM
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15. Bingo!!!
Edited on Thu Apr-14-05 09:06 PM by patrice
Welcome Peake!

Yep, sex is all about Earth, and all of them are headed "to a better place".

Oh yeah, you left out "or plastic coat it and sell it like Britney We-should-all-do-what-the-president-says-Spears".
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:29 PM
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23. te he-what a laugh
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:11 PM
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17. It's a freeped poll
Anybody who gave him a grade in positive numbers would obviously be someone who'd write steamy love letters to serial killers on death row.

An inanimate object would rate infinitely higher than that waste of protoplasm.
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:39 PM
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24. There's nothing sexy about him. Even his creepy laugh makes my skin crawl.
:puke:
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:13 PM
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18. As Nicole Hollander says:
I'd rather kiss a rhino!
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tinonedown Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:15 PM
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19. Esquire is a mens magazine
Why are they doing a sex poll on a dude?
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:23 PM
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22. A lot of women read Esquire, too
;)
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:22 PM
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21. all the advantages and ...
Power is supposed to be the ultimate aphrodisiac yet even Air Force One and 700 Secret Service men can't do it for him.

Face it, repukes. There's nothing sexy about vacuity.


Cher
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Lithos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-14-05 09:42 PM
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25. He's more interested in his "rex" appeal, than sex appeal
to his constituents...

King Boob I

L-
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