Bush and matzoh ball soup

Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. and for a state
dinner. Laura Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher chef and have a
truly Jewish meal. At the dinner that night, the first course served was
matzoh ball soup.

George W. looks at this and after learning what it is called, he tells an
aide that he can't eat such a gross and strange-looking brew. The aide says
that Sharon will be insulted if he doesn't at least taste it.

Not wanting to cause any trouble (after all, he ate sheep's eye in honor of
Arab guests),
George W. gingerly lowers his spoon into the bowl and
retrieves a piece of matzoh ball and some broth. He hesitates, then
swallows. A big grin appears on his face. He finds that he really
likes it, and digs right in and finishes the whole bowl.

"That was delicious," Bush says to Sharon. "Do Jews eat any other part of
the matzoh, or just the balls?"

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He actually likes "calf fries".


"According to Grady Spears, Texas chef and author of "A Cowboy in the Kitchen," the president-elect is loco for bull nuts. The Texas specialty, known by the mercifully euphemistic name of "calf-fries," is nothing more and nothing less than a mess of deep-fried bull testes."
http://dir.salon.com/people/feature/2001/01/11/cheapshots0110/index.html