Ewww! Coulter has Nicorette breath! - Democratic Underground

BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:35 PM
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Ewww! Coulter has Nicorette breath!

Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 02:35 PM by BurtWorm

CLOUD: <I>n person, Coulter is more likely to offer jokes than fury. For instance, you might ask her to name her historical antecedents in the conservative movement, and she'll burst forth, "I'm Attila the Hun," and then break into gales of laughter so forceful you smell the Nicorette. "Genghis Khan!"

(This was quoted at dailyhowler.com)

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WI_DEM

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:37 PM
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1. she is utterly repellent

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tridim

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:42 PM
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2. I don't get it.. Nicorette doesn't smell bad

Cigarettes do though, which I assume she reeks of. That and purged vomit.

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BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:43 PM
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3. It doesn't smell like nicotine?

Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 02:44 PM by BurtWorm

I never tasted it. Or smelled it for that matter. I'm just assuming if it comes from Coulter's mouth it must stink like a beerhall's toilet bowls.

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Bluebear

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:45 PM
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4. Nicotine is odorless

The gums are minty. I went through a ton of them when I quit.

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BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:47 PM
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6. If they're odorless, then Cloud must have smelled something else

wafting out of Coulter's lungs.

:scared:

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Cleita

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:47 PM
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5. There ya go! We now know what she drinks. And

she thought they were serving her Chardonnay. I'll tell ya, when I bartended I never sunk down so low as to putting disgusting stuff in the drinks of obnoxious patrons, like some of my fellow bartenders did, but in her case it would have been mighty tempting.

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tridim

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:49 PM
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7. Nicotine by itself doesn't smell bad

It's the tar and the smoke in cigarettes that's stinky. Plain Nicorette just tastes spicy, it doesn't smell bad at all. There are other flavors that actually smell and taste good.

I can't believe I'm an expert on nicotine replacement therapy. :P

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BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-21-05 02:57 PM
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8. What is the foul odor that emanates from the skin after a smoker smokes?

Isn't that nicotine?

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BamaLefty

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Thu Apr-21-05 03:33 PM
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9. Lol

WORD

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