I'm suffering from "intaxication"

It's the euphoric feeling you get when you just receive your tax refund ... but before you realize it was your own money to begin with.

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from Washington Post...fun

Intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Cashtration: the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: terminal coolness

Osteopornosis: a degenerate's disease

Decafalon: the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. (mea culpa!)

Glibido: all talk and no action

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at your rapidly.

Beelzebug: satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: the color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Bozone - the subject that surrounds stupid people and prevents intelligent ideas from penetrating.

Which reminds me ... I've heard that Free Republic is under a bozone alert.