E-mail I received from my 76 year old Father

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years,in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance
of geography and history; tendencies toward c! re! ating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.

Pop lives in Idaho.

Very funny!

I'm sure we will all be watching out for you and Dad. Good luck and I hope your dad feels better soon.

I like your Pop.:hi:

Impressive if he considered himself a Republican. (Are there NO Dems in Idaho?)

On the other hand, it DID take nearly 6 months to get there.

He learned at his Daddy's knee not trust republicans. He was brought up in the depression and his family loved Roosevelt.

Funny thing is, I visited Dad in Idaho a few weeks ago and Dad's friends all dislike Bush. They were making snide comments about Bush at every turn. Go figure.