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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:37 PM
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Be honest, guys. Would you "get it on" with Ann Coulter?
All right ladies, call this a male chauvinist posting, but for men, it's a serious question that needs to be asked. (As a suggestion, why don't one of you do a posting to find out who would "get it on" with Karl Rove?)

My answer to the question is that, if I'd just spent 10 years on a desert island, I would commit seppuku (Japanese ritual suicide) before having to go through the ordeal of coming in contact with Coulter.

Everyone knows that an erection has no conscience, but I believe that Coulter represents the exception to that fact.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:38 PM
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1. I don't find her attractive at all
physically or intellectually.
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:39 PM
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4. Same here.
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM by neuvocat
I know I haven't had any in ages but I don't want to be in a position where I wish I still didn't.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:47 PM
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18. hehehehe
:rofl:
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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:39 PM
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2. Ann Coulter Being A Man Makes Your Question A Pretty Good One.
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ruggerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:39 PM
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3. Not me
but that doesn't mean anything
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libertypirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM
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5. No way....
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM by libertypirate
I don't find people with adams apples sexually appealing, not into guys even when they look like dolls.
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM
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6. Not unless I needed to puke after ingesting poison
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM by Feeney2
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:40 PM
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7. No.
Never.

Not if she and I were the last people on Earth and we had to repopulate the planet.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:41 PM
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8. are you sure she's anatomically correct?
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:42 PM
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9. I couldn't be drunk enough without dying...so no.
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:42 PM
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10. No.
She actually makes mine go up inside of me.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:42 PM
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11. Only if I get to choose the sex toy.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:44 PM
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12. Arrrgghh! Thanks a lot for THAT nightmare.
I won't be able to sleep for a week!
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:44 PM
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13. No, ladies should be included in this, because that would....
...clear up one issue about Ann Coulter's sex appeal. There is nothing that I find sexual attractive about Ann Coulter neither her body nor her mind nor her notoriety nor her personality and certainly not her mouth. But, there may be some women who do find Ann Coulter sexually attractive and I would be interested in knowing what that could possibly be. Also, any non-humans are welcome to jump into this as well.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:47 PM
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17. LOL on the "non-humans" line.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:45 PM
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14. 'Scuse me fellas...don't wanna interrupt your libido
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 05:46 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
but almost inevitably when a thread like this is started (which is of no political significance since sex with Ann Coulter will neither save the world nor sink it) some idiot will come along and rather than simply answer yes or no..which is sexist and sophomoric enough in and of itself....and post some semblance of rape or violence against women to make a point that they don't like Ann Coulter.

Forgive me if I bring this thread to the attention of someone with the power to lock it...and as the saying goes...flame me if you must
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:47 PM
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16. And thank you so much for the sermon.
But when she keeps saying that a baseball bat is the right way to argue with a Liberal, I will continue to offer to return the favor.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:49 PM
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19. I alerted before I saw your post.
What a stupid, sexist thread. Not even lounge material--that's how disgusting it is.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:50 PM
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24. Well, I suppose it's be fun while it lasted and that would be the
...extent of preverse pleasure that I guess any of us could expect from Ann Coulter
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:50 PM
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25. You are absolutely right. The question should be "Guys, would
you get it on with Mann Coulter IF IT WOULD SAVE THE WORLD?" Now there is a decision to ponder and the stuff of which heroes are made.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:52 PM
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28. Not even to save the world....
...wait....:freak:... :think:.... :puke: ...nope, couldn't do it!
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:54 PM
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30. No....no....no...and not even with anyone of Ann Coulter's ilk....
:hurts:
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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:46 PM
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15. Yes, but only to discredit her among conservatives.
Oh wait, I'm a woman.
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Guckert Donating Member (946 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:49 PM
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20. Only if anal and oral are on the menu. yes, in that order!!!!
:puke:
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vince3 Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:50 PM
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21. Not with socks, not in a box....
Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 05:51 PM by vince3
Not in a house. Not in front of a mouse.
Not on a train. Not in the rain.
Not in a car. Not under a star.
Not in front of the tv. Not in an SUV.
Not in Kurdistan, not with Ann.
Not today, not ever - no way.
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:00 PM
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34. Not in a store. Not with that whore.
Not in a bank. Not with that skank.
Not in a forvik. Not even with YOUR dick.
Not today, not ever - NO WAY!
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:14 PM
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43. Not on a hunt, not that skanky........
er.
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:50 PM
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22. I remember when DU was loaded with intelligent discussion
with substance. Those were the days.

Julie
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:54 PM
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29. Oh, lighten up. We need a chuckle every now and then, because
there's not too much else we can do right now to control the out-of-control maniacs running the country.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:56 PM
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32. Naw...nothing else but post crap like this.
Get your ass out of your house and DO something to make a difference. Posting shit like this on DU does nothing but cause gender divisions, but I'm sure you knew that.

And JNelson, I, too remember when discussions used to be intelligent. This recent influx has dampered that, though.
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:05 PM
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37. I remember when Time magazine was................
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:50 PM
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23. Hell no.
Physically, morally, and politically, I find her repugnant.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:52 PM
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26. I've never, ever or WILL ever be that Horny....
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:52 PM
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27. My similar thread got locked. The research has already been done.
Anne Coulter
Topic started by IanDB1 on Apr-15-05 03:51 PM (23 replies)
Last modified by Moderator on Apr-15-05 04:23 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3059607
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:54 PM
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31. SPEW!!! Uncontrolled projectile vomiting ensuing...
Gee thanks...who's gonna clean my monitor???
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 05:57 PM
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33. Well, if you held a gun to my head
I'd give it a try. I rather doubt that I'd be able to manage it even under those circumstances... :scared:
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:01 PM
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35. Depends...
...on my mood. My basic move is to respond "No, I'm not gay". But another part of me would love to "do the deed" just so I could say to her/him afterwards "How did THAT feel? To get <blanked> like that by a LIBERAL!!".
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:04 PM
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36. Ugh----Sheesh, why ask that? What did I ever do to your mind's eye?
Ick!
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:06 PM
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38. Only if I had found out previously I had an incurable VD
But seeing as that's pretty unlikely, I guess I'll have to vote no way in hell...
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:07 PM
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39. I'd have to have a grudge against my Rodney before I ever ever
thought of doing Ann Coulter.

A stiff prick has no conscience is true, but Rodney would know the difference and never stand for such a ho.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:09 PM
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40. I would stain my pillow first
and their would be no last.
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TheModernTerrorist Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:13 PM
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41. I like her mustache
so yeah, maybe. As long as she's not "bigger" than I am...
:rofl:
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frustrated_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:13 PM
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42. What a disgusting question.
To be fair, I'm on meds which cut the "woody" frequency down. I can "get it on" with ladies who share an interest, and who I emotionally bond with.

Coulter is a vile beast from the antarctic age. She looks like a man. Quite honestly, I could never attempt to breed with her/it. Just the thought is monstrous and makes me ill.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:16 PM
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44. I love my right hand..
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:17 PM
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45. Locking.
Please. Spare us.

Thanks for your consideration.
DU Mod
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