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WANTED: Paid Republican Party bloggers/message board posters

must meet the following requirements

- must have a valid Saudi Arabian passport

- must meet minimum service requirement of three military deferments

- must be able to write fluently in all capital letters

- proficient usage of the terms "libs" "puslims" "clinton" "kerry" and be able to phrase them in an expletive

- must have served stint as male cheerleader in college

- must have cumulative GPA no higher than a C-

- must include written endorsement of homosexual prostitution

- must be proficient in creationism. however, education in math, reading, writing, biology, chemistry, physics, history, political science, psychology, sociology, or the arts not encouraged

- must have no working knowledge of watergate, iran-contra, or any other "hazy" historical GOP discrepancies

- must be willing to be fitted for a standard issue uniform brown shirt

- must sign oath of loyalty to george w. bush

- must have at least 40 hours of "field experience" working "hand in hand" as a male Saudi Arabian "Escort"

- must be proficient in flower arrangement and knowledge

- no prior naval experience since sailing too far will make you fall off the planet

- must have absolute convincing knowledge of the located WMD's in iraq, the massive connections between Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden, and their ties to John Kerry and liberals

- must have NO operational knowledge of economics at all, this is a requirement.

- bonus pay for having the greatest hits of William Hung on vinyl

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They may type in all caps, but rarely is it fluently!

"THIS IS HUGH!!!!!"
"MORANS"
"STUPID ENVIERMENTALITS LOOSERS!

DEMORATS !

I have seen this one before. Man alive, I almost feel sorry for those imbeciles.

Almost.

Just a typo or are we Carts ?

The poor bastards have a real hard time with the English language!

They get all excited and hopping mad about something, spitting tabacky all over the place, and lift up the shift key early and get a series of "1's". :crazy:

I forgot the series of "1's." That's the best part! Are they talking about Hugh Grant? You KNOW how pissed off they get when someone gets a blow job.

forum on Myspace that has his head so far up Bush's ass that I am surprised he can breathe.

He fits quite a lot of these points

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You see, you combine "Democrat" with "CRAP" and it shows everyone that you think Democrats are CRAP!

Hilarity ensues!

Is it just me, or are do Republicans completely lack any sense of humor whatsoever?

hey everyone is susceptible to (and entitled to!) a bit of stupid humor.

i've never been a fan of the "let's mess with the party name to show how we feel about it", but both sides are certainly guilty. But especially the rePUKElicans.

everytime I see that one I imagine they've spent one too many hours playing Dungeons & Dragons and just ran out of ideas.