Theory of Evolution disproved! Largest known virus discovered!

It is said God works in mysterious ways.For those unbelievers who followed Darwin blindly against all evidence that the earth is exactly 6202 years old, God dleivered a mighty blow.Of all the places this occurred in New York city the place where the Devil hides deep and cunning schemes against God's army.

That blow came in the form of an announcement of the Robertson-Dobson Institute of virology.The scientists who are all holders of advanced degrees at Liberty University,stated that for the first time in history, they have discovered a virus larger than man.Also for the first time,the virus so discovered does not require an electron microscope for observation.

In a stunning display of scientific virtuosity, the scientists, posing with their prize discovery,demonstrated that this virus is a vertebrate, with a central nervous system.It twitches and groans;it makes faces at antagonists.It sneers.It makes jokes.It is especially virulent on those who are left handed.It prefers right leaning humanity and spares them any pain.

The virus has been seen currently in New York City's vicinity but at any moment could relocate to Florida.It answers to the label "A.C." as in AC/DC. AC stands for Ann Coulter.

Or maybe the real face of those alien monsters from X-Files.