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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 09:46 AM
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Drudge Stiffs Cedric. Sullivan Chokes on Pickles's Horse Handjob Joke
Oh, Item #2 is about ABRAMOFF.

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http://observer.com/pages/offtherec.asp

.... ...Once Mrs. Bush conjured the image of the President giving a stallion a handjob, the dignified journalists bugged their eyes and did spit-takes. Andrew Sullivan lurched so hard with laughter that he nearly fell from his chair.

With that, the news had been made; the evening could devolve into loopy band-camp antics. The events would be divided into Before Laura Bush Talked About Horse Cock, and After. ....

...General Clark said he thought the first lady’s horse-penis joke was "an incredibly smart move." Mrs. Clark, saying dinner left her mouth feeling stale, gratefully accepted an Altoid. The general paused every five feet to pose for a picture with one or another of a series of admirers. Would Mrs. Clark like to get in the frame, too? "No one wants a picture of me," she said. ....

Mrs. Bush "was just brilliant—the whole thing," said Senator Charles Schumer, holding his hand out to test the drizzle. ....

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priller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 09:48 AM
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1. Wow, she read jokes someone else wrote
I certainly couldn't do that!
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 09:50 AM
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2. As an actor myself, let me tell you. It isn't as easy as it looks.
Her timing was great.
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:13 AM
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3. OMG. It's damage control all over the place for Stepford Laura.
Good timing or not, it was an old, lame, stupid joke, kind of like, "Take my wife. No, seriously, take my wife." :eyes:

Brilliant? Phhhhtttt.
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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:19 AM
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4. Notice all those saying it was brilliant are Democrats
:shrug:
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:25 AM
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5. Probably because we've all been making the same jokes
for years.

Personally, I think the Dems are trying to play this up because it so offends the Religious Wrong.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:25 AM
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6. All the Better for P-ing Off the Fundies n/t
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:33 AM
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7. I see your point
that the Dems realized that she had stepped in the horse droppings . . .
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 04:01 PM
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11. Well, Clark said "smart move" and Sen. Schumer said "brilliant"
I confess my ignorance, I don't know Schumer from a hole in the ground, and considering the pandering statement by him, I want it to remain that way.

It's all part of that "go along to get along" routine, but I call it "go along to get run over."
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:39 AM
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8. Well, Oral, Anal, and Regular old sex is taboo when single.
Therefore, my hypothesis is that Pickles gave her elbow a real workout before marriage.

I think this (and the good old fashioned dry hump) is the only type of premarital sex condoned by the church-heads. Maybe she just does not consider it sinful.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:41 AM
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9. I Don't Think Dime Bag Pickles and Shrub Adhered to Fundie Rules
back then, and probably not since either. I'm glad their risque, decadent (sophisticated) gag writer lifted the curtain on them for their Fundie suckers.
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 03:41 PM
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10. I am surprised that more people are not talking about this.
It really is a repulsive thing to say. If it were Sen Kerry's wife that said that, there would be one hell of a hullabaloo. The repukes would feign mortification, and the press would go wild.

Actually, they just proved how much power they actually have. It was said in a room full of reporters, and mum is the word on MSM.
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