Tragic news release from the White House...

Crawford, Texas (not AP) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

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I remember hearing the same joke about Agnew!

season a few years back (whenever Jack Kemp was running). Needless to say, it fell a bit flat, what with Kemp waving his Crayolas around.

:rofl: :popcorn:

:-)

:)

As Well along with Dick and Jane

"The president also said those crayon sharpeners are a bitch."
LOL!

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I can see him coloring a Blues Clues book and then later getting lost in a 'Where's Waldo?'

Lets se I know one of those books was Black Box Voting by Bev Harris...What wasthe other one??

Literary he ain't.

Sorry, mods!

I know my eight year old son just LOVED the ones he got for Christmas.

Should be right up the ol' horse puller's alley!

:rofl:

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http://www.ledgeofliberty.com/2004/07/



The Pet Goat: Part One & Two

It’s the obscure book George Bush was reading on September 11th, now immortalized by Michael Moores Fahrenheit 9/11. It’s the harrowing tale of a girl, her goat, and a robber. It’s a tough one to track down, but look no further, here it is in it’s entirety, the final chapter in the goat saga; The Pet Goat: Part One & Two. Read at you own risk, this story may distract you for up to 7 minutes.

Part One: The Pet Goat

A girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat. She played with her goat in her house. She played with her goat in her yard.

But the goat did some things that made the girl's dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps.

One day her dad said, "that goat must go. He ate too many things." The girl said, "dad if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that he stops eating all those things."

Her dad said he will try it.

So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps and capes.

But one day a car robber came to the girls house. He saw a big red car near the house and said, "I will steal that car."

He ran to the car and started to open the door. The girl and the goat were playing in the back yard. They did not see the car robber.

More to come.


Part Two: The Goat Stops the Robber

A girl had a pet goat. Her dad had a red car.

A car robber was going to steal her dad’s car. The girl and her goat were playing in the back yard.

Just then the goat stopped playing. He saw the robber. He bent his head down and started to run for the robber. The robber was bending over the seat of the car. The goat hit him with sharp horns. The car robber went flying.

The girl’s Dad ran out of the house. He grabbed the robber. “you were trying to steal my car,” he yelled.

The girl said, “but my goat stopped him.”

“Yes,” her dad said, “that goat saved my car.”

The car robber said, “something hit me when I was trying to steal that car.”

The girl said, “my goat hit you.”

The girl hugged the goat. Her Dad said, “that goat can stay with us. And he can eat all the cans and canes and caps and capes he wants.”

The girl smiled. Her goat smiled. Her Dad smiled. But the car robber did not smile. He said, “I am sore.”

The End.

The Pet Goat, Siegfried Engelmann & Elaine C. Bruner, Lesson 60, page 153, Reading Mastery 2, Storybook #1, SRA (Scientific Research Associates), McGraw-Hill, 1995, ISBN# 0026863553

Paine! make it stop! All I hear over and over in my head is the Shrub reading this out loud! UGGGHHH! I thought you were my friend!

:P

Then I'll get serious, promise.

p.s. have you seen the new banners in the CSPAN group?

nice "attention-getters" ;-)

Clearly, he can afford two new coloring books.

I understand he rushed home on Air Force One to sign an order to send the fire investigation to the Federal Courts. All this fuss and expense for a rich man's library on the public dime.

Additionally, this is obviously a helping hand to the lucrative crayon industry.

STOP!!! I gotta go P now and dunno if I can make it...! ARRRGH!

:D

...of his phony ranch.

he loaned to him, "The Fart Book". (It's in Kitty Kelly's book, "The Family".)

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