Mother's day greetings to the newest mother on the political scene.

KlatooBNikto

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Sun May-08-05 11:44 AM
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Mother's day greetings to the newest mother on the political scene.

Dear Mom:

To say I am grateful would be an understatement. After having served as President without my natural born mother I was adrift in this life taking part in sexual pleasures like blowjobs in the oval office.Fortunately, my wife and my daughter have forgiven me.To think you would step forward and adopt me as your son, after knowing what I did, gives me the greatest pleasure and I do not know how to say thank you except to send you a dozen roses.

I plan to spend my next mother's day at Kennebunkport with my stepbrother and am looking forward to playing with the horses.Hahahaha!

Your grateful son

Bill.

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