The REAL Reason We Invaded Iraq (Evolution Debate)

apparently, franklin graham received classified knowledge by way of carrier pidgeon that saddam hussein was planning to attack america with his magical army of dragons, hobgoblins, giants, werewolves and trolls.

they had a WMD in the form of a "magic missile" scroll designed to blow up our green cheese moon

paladin err president bush was summoned to use his +5 sword of sharpness to slay the evil wizard saddam and his evil priest, tariq aziz, forthwith.

they were also planning on using a "magic storm" spell to push all of america's navy off the edge of the planet, because we all know if you sail too far you'll fall off the side of the earth.

so see, it all makes sense now. just ask a creationist.

Be careful. D20 does mess with your brain. Best to get D&D Rules Cyclopedia and give up on d20.

I thought he had space aliens who granted him secret powers. Your facts are just plain wrong:)