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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:18 PM
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Married twice. Actually, three times. Gays are at fault.
Yes, it's true. The push for gay marriage is what broke up my first marriage, and my second - both to the same woman. Then I married a third time, divorced - and now we spend all our time together whenever we can. Will I be the first here to marry two women twice each? I am confused. It HAS to be the gays; can't be me. Even though gays were never mentioned in either breakup, who am I to dispute Rev. Dobson, The Hammer and King George? Maybe Benny Hinn can fix this mess. Either that, or those car guys on NPR.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:24 PM
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1. Oh shit, that's it
And here I just thought I was just a serial monogamist. I guess I was wrong. :)
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:28 PM
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2. Ohio with a picture of John Conyers? Intriguing.
While I prefer penguins, I must admit I am a Conyers admirer, here in Michigan. Anyway, you and me both, regarding your comment.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:52 PM
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8. Mr. C is my hero
I saw him live at the hearings in Ohio and fell head over heels :)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:28 PM
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3. Why haven't the gays gotten to me yet?
13 years with the same man, happily married.

Maybe I'm just further down on the list.

:sarcasm:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:29 PM
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4. I'll be canvassing in your area later today...
;)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:31 PM
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7. Oh thank God.
It's about damn time. He's driving me a bit crazy lately. To think I coulda had a woman this WHOLE time.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:48 PM
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13. Bouncy--be very afraid. She's GOOD!
But I do still have my gift-with-conversion cell phone. It even has a camera!
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DU9598 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:30 PM
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5. What's your address?
I will be right over? And, do you have a brother? If so, maybe I can get a toaster oven if I convert him.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 04:31 PM
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6. I do have a brother.
Edited on Tue May-10-05 04:32 PM by Bouncy Ball
And what's even better: HE'S MARRIED TO A WOMAN! (We both turned out hopelessly hetero.)

Go get 'em Gay Brigade!

;-)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:20 PM
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11. It rained all weekend. It must be because gays want "equal weather"
Damn homosexual campers and hikers are destroying the sanctity of weather!
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R. A. Fuqua Donating Member (281 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:09 PM
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10. a toaster oven?
you get a toaster oven for converting straights?

I have pondered converting--but that clinches it!! no way I can pass up benefits of that magnitude!
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dbackjon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:00 PM
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9. Because we are going after the Republicans first
:)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:25 PM
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12. definitely the gay agenda
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:52 PM
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14. I'm suprised
they haven't "turned" you gay by now. Must be slipping.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-10-05 05:54 PM
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15. Can't be the car guys. They are brothers.
But that's another story entirely...
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