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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:48 PM
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Waaaaaah, DeLay is RIGHT! I wish I had CLASS like the Republicans do.
Edited on Fri May-13-05 03:30 PM by Bluebear

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, facing an audience of conservative well-wishers who reject as politically motivated the ethics questions that have dogged him for months, on Thursday night fired back at Democrats by calling them members of a party with no ideas and "no class."

Yes, I can only dreeam about having CLASS.....like the Republicans:


CLASS!!!


"Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold's---the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train---there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together." Asked if he was talking about a "gang bang," Schwarzenegger answered, "Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on. Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff." - Arnold Schwarzenegger in a magazine interview, reminiscing on his bodybuilder days. Class, ja?


"Go fuck yourself." - Vice President Dick Cheney to Senator Patrick Leahy on the Senate floor. Now that's class!


The U.S. Secretary of State dancing to YMCA at a conference of world leaders. Dignified class!


"I am a desperate housewife!.....I’m proud of George. He’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What’s worse, it was a male horse." - First Lady Laura Bush, demonstrating her dainty humor. Classy!



Vice President Dick Cheney commemorating the Holocaust in an olive drab parka with fur-trimmed hood and knit ski cap. Class.


Vice President Dick Cheney told supporters to look for the people with dark orange shirts at a campaign event. When Cheney paused paused to try to remember the zinger about how to describe the orange, Lynne Cheney prompted, "How about John Kerry's suntan?" Hahahaha! Classy!


"You little fruitcake! You little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake!" - Rep. "Kenny" Hulshof (R-Mo) to a fellow representative.
"Cocksucker!" - Rep. Hulshof, addressing the chairman. Tres classy!



Mocking veterans with purple heart Band-aids and bad dentures. SO classy!


"I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these days." - Psychotic Republican Ann Coulter, describing the best way to "talk" to a liberal, to FOX "news" Linda Vester. Yup, CLASS!

Gee, this is fun but there are so many examples! Have to go shopping now for some CLASSY Republican clothes....



Bluebear, signing off....



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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:49 PM
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1. Classy
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Jamison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:51 PM
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2. HAHA
Good pics!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:51 PM
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3. I think you've just about captured it
Maybe a shot or two of Condi giving the stinkeye while standing behind Stupidhead?
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 05:46 PM
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27. One angry Condi comin' up!
UH-OH! SHE'S HISSIN'!!!



When she starts hissin', stay back! She thinks you're after her money!
An' with those teeth, she can really give ya a nahsty bite!

more perversity of mind and spirit at
http://presidentevilonline.com
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 07:56 PM
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40. LOL, dxstone!
Are you really Terry Gilliam using a clever alias?
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 09:49 PM
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48. shhhh... don't tell anyone...
:hide:
I'm doing a new film about the end of the world... and I'll tell ya, the damn thing's writing itself!
D
ps: Glad ya liked it, CB! :hi:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 04:17 AM
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50. HAHA!!!
I love your Condi pic! :D

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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:32 PM
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57. Thanx! You do great work too!
You do know WHY they're all going green, don't you?



The Green Gobbler is named not for the color and texture of his skin underneath all that "human" makeup; rather it derives from the fact that, like many of his kind in politics and business, he actually eats money.

His unique coloring is said to be a result of this first cause; there is something in the ink that is used to print US currency that binds to the melatonin in the skin, causing a gradual "greening" effect... 

This bizarre and unholy practice is also highly addictive, and the chemical is said to stack up in the r-complex of the brain, the limbic system, seat of our most basic drives, the autonomic functions of heart and lung and basic reflexes such as fight or flight, basic strategies of deceit, and the ever-paramount desire to procreate...

The Green Gobbler is thus a highly cold-blooded and territorial monster...

Read the rest at
Hideous Obscenity of the Week!
http://presidentevilonline.com/obscene01.html
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:49 PM
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59. Actually, it's a highly cold-blooded and EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL monster!
:D

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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:52 PM
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4. Take THAT Hippy!
Get some class!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:53 PM
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5. Bear fight!
Ding, ding, ding! In this corner . . .
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:02 PM
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14. Bring it on!!!
Where have I heard that before?
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:53 PM
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6. Projection. They are the crass ones. Once again they paint themselves
as 'all covered in white light'. Creepy.
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Tigress DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 04:33 AM
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51. No pics, unless Hustler Larry Flint is holding back... of Bolton
forcing his wife to have group sex in Italy - shortly before she became his first ex... as in left in the middle of the night after.

There's class for you.


And who was the bozo Horsely - I kid you not - some whacko who publishes doctors names who perform abortions so fanatics can easily stalk and kill them.... This dude was on some talk show and saying how every farm kid in Georgia bumped it with a Mule at one time or another... "You people are so out of touch with reality" he actually said because we didn't know that that is what they mean in Georgia by "Domesticating their Animals".
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:05 PM
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56. You wish the repukes would get on that red state issue of little milk fed
boys on farms being desperate ... and learn that different people are different and some people need teenage love and some don't. You know.. treat people according to their needs. And accept that you should give people all options (me, any child I had, being the creampuff I am, I would say to take a pledge till 18 and then treat the whole sex thing as a serious 'stage of life' thing. Some people do better waiting. Some people, whoever this repuke is talking about, obviously cannot wait).

Everybody knows that some teenage boys get a little deranged.



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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:55 PM
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7. That's Klass with a capital K
that collection needs "Moran"
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jeanarrett Donating Member (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:55 PM
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8. Right On! I love it - e-mail it to that jerk.
And don't forget the Christ on a trailer hitch!
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:56 PM
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9. Good work, Bluebear. I gave ya the 3rd vote.... ya done good.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:57 PM
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10. gawd - that photo of Coulter
her arms and hands are so freakishly long
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:57 PM
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11. A few more





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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:57 PM
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12. You nailed it...yet again. nt
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 02:59 PM
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13. Second great photo essay I've seen today!
wonderful job, Bluebear. :applause:

Does Lynne Cheney's face look like an evil melting science fiction horror flick special effects job? Stopped me in my tracks!!
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:05 PM
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15. A transcript of the Byrd/Frist encounter tell all
as far as class.
BHN
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:09 PM
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16. Fat Pat Peale (band aid lady) makes me boiling SICK!!
That fat pigshit bitch. Don't even DARE insult combat veterans with your fucking band-aid, asshole. As the grandson of a Pearl Harbor Survivor/D-Day pilot and a friend of two current Iraq reserves, this bullshit is a clear-cut illustration of how well Republiturds "support their troops". She needs to be kicked in her fat ass.

What boils my blood even further is that she got no come-uppance for her mockery. I fucking HATE it when evil wins.
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:25 PM
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18. Yes, I want to SLAP her too
What a disgrace to the country her picture is.
BHN
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:23 PM
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17. or Bushco autographing the flag
I don't have a link to that pic or these others:

standing in front of the boxes with the "made in china" stickers covered with duct tape

the plastic turkey in Baghdad

Bushco flipping the bird
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 07:56 PM
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39. And George picking his nose .
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:29 PM
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19. Let's not forget all the pious repubs who subjected their
ex-wives to forced anal and group sex. Some of these guys were listed in the RudePundit's rant yesterday and I'm pretty sure that's a short list - since it omitted Jack Ryan and some others who don't come to my mind.

Nothing like forcing the mother of your children into degrading acts. And these guys are getting their followers' daughters accustomed to this type of treatment - at least based on the sexual experience of those girls who've signed a virginity clause. Liek Walt Disney said - Get 'em while they're young.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:49 PM
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23. shoot....wives and children?
Edited on Fri May-13-05 03:49 PM by MsTryska
what about the mules?


As i said on C-Span this morning...."considering the sex scandals on Saturday night, which they apparently repent for all day Sunday - republicans have no business taking about class."
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:31 PM
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20. W autographing a photo of a 911 lost father to a little kid - then
Rove&co considering it such a classy thing, they immortalized it in the propaganda Showtime movie "W does 911' (or whatever they called it)
And trying to oneup Clinton at his library opening
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 09:01 PM
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47. And that was right after Clinton's Heart surgery. Shameful Behaviour
No Values. So immoral No class, whatsoever.

We have trash running the country. Pure, unadultered gar-bage!
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 07:56 PM
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60. I'd never seen this still before, robbedvoter... thanx!
Man, that is worth a thousand words at least...
Pushy Bushy; what an arrogant childish a-hole...
It's like havin' a feral monkey runnin' loose in the freakin' WH.... it really is...
Trembling, I await the day, soon I'm sure, when Butch start hurling his feces when excited...
D
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:33 PM
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I think he meant to say "ass."
Hager and Bolton, forced sex, the gay mayor...they obviously think they're gettin' more sumpm sumpm than us.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:33 PM
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21. Excellent, Bluebear. A picture is worth a thousand words.
Of course somewhere there must be a photo of Delay exterminating cockroaches . . . probably hidden under the rat traps.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:40 PM
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22. You said it!
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 03:53 PM
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24. The guy in the second photo is impersonating *
I've just learned that President Chavez of Venezuela has publicly called * a dickhead. that must be true because his followers wear the official * dickhead hat, so they can be dickheads too.
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 04:02 PM
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25. Oh god! The pResident is Truman Capote!! n/t
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 04:08 PM
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26. and didn't Bush and Cheney call some reporter a big time asshole
when they didn't realize their mike was open?
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:00 PM
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28. Class my ass! Delay is an execrable pig!

TOM DELAY SHITS SELF IN MIDDLE OF SENATE FLOOR!

"Yes, I AM full of it!"

"You don't like the smell?
GET OUT of the Senate!!"

"I feel vindicated, finally," said the long-time Senator on his recent action, taken purposefully and with very specific intent. "This was my final cry of outrage and protest against the utter corruption and filth I see everywhere around me in this hallowed chamber, except for me, of course, and my closest friends..."

Read the rest at
http://presidentevilonline.com/sn_delayshit.html
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:14 PM
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29. Class like that Christo-Pug that anally raped his wife for all those years
?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:14 PM
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30. Class like John Bolton's orgies?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:15 PM
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31. Class like Bernie Keric?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:16 PM
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32. Class like Horseley and his mule girlfriend?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:16 PM
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33. Class like that Spokane Wa. boy scout rapist?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:18 PM
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34. Class like newt Gingrich who walked left his wife while she was in the...
hospital battling cancer?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:20 PM
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35. Oh, he means Jeff Gannon. Sorry, my mistake. I guess he's right after all.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:58 PM
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36. Class like the vicious attacks on Max Cleland
and John McCain, impugning their sanity, their patriotism, their intelligence, and their veracity.

Of all the classless, repulsive, juvenile, criminal things this gang of crooks, thieves, liars, pedophiles, rapists and all-around fucksticks has done, those are the ones that really make me sick.
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pilgrimsoul Donating Member (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 07:44 PM
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37. Class like that disgustingly ostentatious inaugural
Where oh where is a pic of those stupid, gawdy Texas oil wives posing with the steer in the White House? Yeah, that's CLASS. <snort>
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:21 PM
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44. Moooooooooo
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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:52 PM
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46. Swift boat vets are the same ones who said McCain was only prisoner to
gain weight. And McCain still stumps for the Party-- rides for the brand as they say.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 07:52 PM
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38. If repugs are considered classy
I'm perfectly content to be considered anything but
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:15 PM
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41. We need to thank DeLay for being so clear: It is about CLASS!
And they are against the WORKING CLASS of America with their tax breaks for the rich and their assualt on Social Security and their base closings that decimate towns while they privitize and special interestize and waritize and shoveitupyourassitize.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:17 PM
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42. I love it, Bluebear!! And, at the risk of sounding like a snob,
in my experience most people who use the word "class" don't have any (of what they're trying to use the word to describe).
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:20 PM
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43. You are ab-so-lute-ly right.
I first noticed this years ago when the rage for some younf (and not-so-young) was to have "A touch of class!" sloganed halter top t-shirts, with airbrushed roses and bedazzler rhinestones festooned all across them.
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 11:39 PM
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49. EXACTLY.
;-)
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:28 PM
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45. Terrific sample of mug shots from
the Usual Suspects.

What a bunch of misfits..I can't even imagine a Country going for this dribbleshit!

That's why I'm convinced I'm in The Twlight Zone!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 12:34 PM
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52. OK..this was pure mastery!
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 12:44 PM
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53. I could have lived all my life without seeing that disgusting pig again.
Edited on Sat May-14-05 12:44 PM by Straight Shooter
All of them. But especially Pat Beale. E-V-I-L.

edit: Oops! Where are my manners ... Great photo essay, Bluebear! :yourock:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 12:58 PM
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54. DeLuded likes to use them D words: Distortion, Distraction, Decieve, and
Destroy. Them Pubs like to do that...thats all they have.

The Man is a crook and they blame the Libs he got bruises from the cookie jar? "But mama, the other kids made me do it" Yeah Right!

No Class and No Brains....
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 12:59 PM
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55. As always - great post Bluebear!!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:37 PM
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58. An absolute classic.
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