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spooked911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 05:36 PM
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What the media has taught me about politics in the last seven years...
Lying the country into a long deadly costly war-- it's OKAY!

Creating large deficits by tax cuts for the rich-- it's OKAY!

Lying about the solvency of Social Security-- it's OKAY!

Covering up governmental involvement in terrorist attacks-- it's OKAY!

Forgetting about bin Laden after 9/11-- it's OKAY!

Manipulating terror alerts for political effect -- it's OKAY!

Giving the rest of the world the middle finger-- it's OKAY!

Suppressing and manipulating votes in national elections-- it's OKAY!

Letting poor kids die when they can't pay their medical bills -- it's OKAY!

Forcing anal sex on your wife-- it's OKAY!

Taking your wife to sex clubs against her will -- it's OKAY!

Sex with a mule-- it's OKAY!

Having a fake reporter/gay prostitute sleep over at the White House-- it's OKAY!


Lying about a blow-job-- REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD!


Shorter version:

Bush-- Lying the country into a long deadly costly war-- it's OKAY!

Clinton-- Lying about a blow-job-- REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD!

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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 05:40 PM
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1. Let's make that consented blow job as well!
Monica loved doing it...
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dbeach Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:25 PM
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3. Your a doctor ..
is oral sex..sex???

billy bob said he NEVER had sex with that woman and I believe him..

I wonder how her leather bag business is going??

BUT I really wonder how much cash the repukes and CIA slipped into her bags??

In any case its still baggage!
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dbeach Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 06:28 PM
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4. Monnie is a real bag lady now!
"Apparently, Monica has always been interested in fashion and has decided to learn how to knit during the high anxiety time of the exposure of her relations with former president, Bill Clinton. The seed of her company, The Real Monica Inc, was planted when she needed a bag to carry her yarn around in. Now, Monica didn't want just any ol' bag, and not finding anything unique enough to satisfy her, she decided to make her own yarn tote. You can check out what her bags and company have evolved into at:
http://www.therealmonica.com/webcart/display.htm (I can't exactly picture anyone really carrying yarn around in them. To me, they just look like a bunch of Gucci and Prada knock-offs except for the tag on the inside of each bag that reads "Made by Monica", but hey, what you keep in your purse is no one's business but your own....and the airport security guards who will indubitably hold your yarn and tampons up for the world to see.)

It makes sense that Monica Lewinsky would, in the long run, end up starting her own busness venture. It's not exactly like she could go out around town handing out resumes and applying for any job like a regular person. However, her publicist, Lizzie Grubman claims her to be living a very normal life, and that instead of living lavishly off her newfound wealth as a high-quality fashion designer every penny is put back into her business. Some might beg to differ. Monica, New York's new official "It Girl" (no, really, the New York Post says so) tops Manhattan File's list of the 100 Most Eligible Bachelorettes (ironically, Chelsea Clinton also made the list). "

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dbeach Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 05:47 PM
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2. CAEM=Corporat and Entertainment Media..
all glam and no bam

$500 haidos and .05 cent brains

Waiting on next cover-up scandal

"some body done somebody wrong song.."

What have the MM done to Freedom??
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 08:21 AM
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6. Corporate TV Pravda has fully assisted in it's ongoing destruction
Edited on Sat May-14-05 08:22 AM by tom_paine
And Imperial Amerika is rapdily becoming a Corrupt Third-World Toilet like the Bushfriends' in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Argentina...
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dbeach Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 10:56 AM
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7. MM or CAEM as I prefer to call the MM is just a pure propaganda
piece for this fascist regime.

I remember how the MM demonized the VN War and blamed the VN Veteran for most aspects...creating a lifelong stereo type that VN Vets are losers {pure propaganda}

BUT now the CAEM with their 401s heavily invested in the defense industry is actively glorifying the Iraq war and glossing over most of the tragedies and /or again finding the scapegoats like that torture scandal ...also they romanticize Iraq with the heroine story like the rescue at the hospital

http://falloutshelternews.com/BushHitlerLinks.html
"During the 1930s, the famous writer H.G. Wells was rebuked by the conservatives of his day for comparing Hitler to Caesar and suggesting that Hitler was a "certifiable lunatic." Wells turned out to be right on the money. Those of us who see a creeping fascism with Bush and his cronies will, one day, be vindicated by the muses of history."

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dbeach Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 11:07 AM
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8. Jessica Lynch story was such glamour
and began as a lie....then the Lindsey England story of horror at the prison..

Both cases women are used in different ways to keep the US focused on these aspects while ignoring that Hallbutorn and Bectel criminals are looting the treasury in the name of the busheviks corporat wars...One story is romantic ..heroine dasmel in distress..the other titillates us with lurid sexual details.

Simply put the bush criminals have engineered the largest transfer of wealth from the middle class to the uber rich in the history of humanity and are calling it the GWOT or Iraq or AFGH or Iran or NKorea..names may change BUT the criminal MO is SOS
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spooked911 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 08:12 AM
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5. Better shorter version-- IOKIYAR
It's okay if you're a Republican!

But any slight moral failing for a democrat is a killer.
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