US State Daily News, Year 2006 - Democratic Underground

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US State Daily News, Year 2006

*All contents of your US State Daily News Year 2006 has been approved by; US Media Control Insp. #8,642

GREAT NEWS TODAY! Town Happy!

A woman's doggy that had got itself lost has found its way home. The entire town is very happy, and arranged a home-coming celebration for all!

Details on Page 2.

GREAT NEWS TODAY In World News!

Less US troops have died in Iraq than the number of Americans who died in America the past year!

A Pentagon spokesman was quoted as saying "We are very pleased that less US troops have died in Iraq than the number of Americans who died in America the past year!"

Now THAT'S supporting our troops!

GREAT NEWS for today's weather!

The liklihood of nation-wide tsunamis is very remote! So get out there and enjoy, America!

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