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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:18 PM
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Dear Koran,
Dear Koran,

I know exactly how you feel!

Yours,

The US Constitution
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:19 PM
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1. *snarf!*
Funny, but so very sad at the same time...:D:cry:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:19 PM
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2. Perfect.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:20 PM
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3. short... sweet... effective!
Nominated
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understandinglife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:25 PM
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4. Brilliant. Totally brilliant!!
For those needing a primer on what once was:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3688434

Peace.


www.missionnotaccomplished.us
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:32 PM
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5. DAMN!
Best "open letter" I've ever read!
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 02:33 PM
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6. Excellent
:rofl:
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CitySky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:06 PM
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7. dude!!!
would somebody please plaster posters of this all over the country? this rocks.
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cyberpj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:22 PM
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8. Concisely perfect. May I use it for a bumper sticker? nt.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:49 PM
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11. Please do!
I read something like it somewhere else and adapted it. But I cannot remember the original source of the idea right now.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:26 PM
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9. Excellent benburch!
Concise, yet says sooo much.

I always like reading your posts benburch, especially because I know you care immensely for the underclasses, the underprivileged, and the oppressed here in the USA.

:applause:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:26 PM
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10. nice.
:thumbsup:
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paula777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:54 PM
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12. Too funny!
:applause:
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 04:55 PM
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13. Ben Burch, that is f-ing BRILLIANT!!!!!! n/t
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:09 PM
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14. kick
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Czolgosz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:36 PM
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15. Dear Koran and US Constitution,
Dear Koran and US Constitution,

We're forming a support group if you're interested.

Sincerely,

Geneva Convention
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:39 PM
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16. I'd like to crash that party, if I may
Signed, Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
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Czolgosz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:42 PM
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17. Sure, the Endangered Species Act is hosting this week's meeting.
See ya there,

G.C.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:44 PM
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19. Hey, I just got a call from
the Christian Bible; all the books want to come. And I have never heard them so pissed off. I say the more the merrier!
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Czolgosz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:47 PM
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22. It's pot luck. The Presidential Records Act is bringing chips and dip.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:53 PM
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24. Y'all are on a roll!!!!
I have to bookmark this thread!!!

Awesome,...just awesome!!! :bounce:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:04 PM
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25. Hey, can you call the Freedom of Information Act?
She hasn't been answering her phone lately.. I know she'd love the show of support.
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:10 PM
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28. The Equal Time Law is feeling a bit left out.........
but he is too timid to ask for an invite.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:24 PM
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29. I understand he's been hanging
with Title IX lately; call her up and see if they can come :-)
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NCMojo Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:30 PM
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37. Hey Ya'll...
You didn't call! Why do I always feel so left out of these things!

Sincerely, The Kyoto Accords
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:50 PM
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38. The Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty and I will be in town that week
We'd love to meet up with you all.

Sincerely,

UN Charter

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Czolgosz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 04:29 PM
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47. Me and the Clean Water Act are carpooling if anyone wants a ride.
Call me!

National Forest Protection Act
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Tigress DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 04:11 AM
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43. Bill of Rights limping up to the door.

Hi, my name is Bill.

I used to be a functional document, until this one really bad party happened along, then boom - crash I was in the gutter and no one would even look me in the eye anymore.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 12:00 PM
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46. I hope the Decl. of Indep. is the moderator of the support group!
It has a plan of action that just might protect the others!
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:42 PM
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18. WOWIE!!!! ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!!!
That one pulls us ALL outta' the neoCONfascist psych ward!!!!

Good on YOU, benburch!!!

:yourock:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:46 PM
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20. If your post were a baseball, it just flew 425' over the centerfield wall!
Gone! Touch 'em all!

Nice work, benburch -- :toast:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:47 PM
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21. agreed...
:thumbsup:
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PsychoDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 05:48 PM
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23. Indeed.
Well stated.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:05 PM
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26. Well done. n/t
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:08 PM
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27. Nice
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:33 PM
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30. Brilliant!
nominated
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 06:44 PM
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31. HA!!!! Thanks.
I've avoided this thread all day because I thought it was going to be a frustrating, long partisan post attacking the deficiencies of dogma and orthodox religions.

Imagine my DELIGHT!!!!

Thanks, benburch.

Entire post reproduced below for posterity:

"Dear Koran,

I know exactly how you feel!

Yours,

The US Constitution"


adding another recommendation!!!!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:06 PM
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36. You are most welcome!
Visit my web site! ;)
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libertypirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:19 PM
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32. kick
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mikelewis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:46 PM
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33. Very cool
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:49 PM
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34. Awesome!
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Tinoire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 09:58 PM
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35. Excellent!!! n/t
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:51 PM
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39. Nice one, benburch!!
:thumbsup:
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 10:52 PM
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40. DU makes me laugh.
Thanks for that. :)
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-05 11:04 PM
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41. Love it! Too bad it's too long for a bumper sticker. n/t
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TheGunslinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 02:38 AM
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42. Would make for a great political cartoon
Wish I was artistically inclined. :)
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 10:28 AM
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45. Tom Toles comes to mind...
I wonder if he has an email address?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-21-05 06:59 AM
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44. kick
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