Repukes less likely to cheat on spouse and fake orgasms.......LOL

Time For Democratic Hiring Ban?

((big snip....puts down smokers, advocates companies being able to fire people who smoke in their own homes, but not on the job....says Maryland has a law which says a person cannot smoke in his/her own home if it bothers the neighbors. Huh?))


"Democrats -- compared to Republicans -- on average are less affluent, more unhappy, more prone to anti-social behavior, more prone to self-destructive behavior, and more likely to have been shot at, robbed or burglarized. More of them see X-rated movies, more of them smoke, and they're less likely to be married and more likely to have separated or divorced.

George Washington University professor Lee Sigelman looked at 22 years of survey data collected by University of Chicago's National Opinion Research Center. Overall, he found Democrats less affluent, more distrustful, more sickly and more suicidal, and thus doomed to an earlier death. In short, Democrats as a class -- like smokers -- have, uh, issues. So let's just extend this hiring ban to cover unhappy, anti-social, self-destructive, unhealthy Democrats.

And what about last year's "Primetime Live" sex survey? It found Republicans, more than Democrats, to be satisfied with their sex lives, more likely to wear something sexy to entice their partner and more likely to be in a committed relationship, in which they claim to be very satisfied. The survey also found that Republicans are less likely to cheat on their partner or to fake orgasms. No wonder Democrats are unhappy, unhealthy and anti-social.

Poor smokers. Can't smoke in the office, can't smoke on the factory floor, can't smoke in a company car. You can't smoke in a restaurant. You can't go outside, down the street, down the ally or down the manhole. You gotta go three-and-a-half miles, you'll see a Denny's, make a right, if you come to an International House of Pancakes, you've gone too far.

But take comfort. Things could be worse. You could be a smoker -- and a Democrat."

Mr. Elder is an attorney, syndicated columnist, syndicated radio talk-show host and author of Showdown: Confronting Bias, Lies, and the Special Interests That Divide America. (St. Martin's Press, 2002)

http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=7356

Repubicans are more apt to lie

Republicans lie. Especially about things like the questions in this survey.

Edit: DOH !

Remember, that was their line on exit polls. They distrust pollsters so they lied to them--at least that is how I remember the report.

in red states?

Of course, if you substitute the word Democrat with Jew in the whole diatribe, it starts to sound like something that Goebbels would have produced.

rapists are just fabricated by the liberal media?

Why is it that prominent Republicans are always outed as closeted homosexuals?

became more suicidal, less affluent, and more distrustful when finding out their country and lives had been overtaken by the sexually happier Repulicans...and to note..happier because most were engaging in guckertlike behaviors.

Somehow I just can't believe that one...

poor dears must be suffering from the affects of supporting fascists, hence the need for affrimation. just keep telling yourselves that...

I know that is not typical of all repukes or cheaters, but it is what I have seen.

affairs or orgasms
No wonder they are such a bunch of stuck up assholes.

Has to be the "missionary position" only, I suspect.

Sorry.

that surveys and "research" was done in this manner. During slavery, prominent doctors at the time acknowledged that somehow blacks were different from whites, and even that they were subhuman. Some argued that their physiology was designed for slavery.

Also I think I have read somewhere as well that during Nazi Germany the same kind of arguments were made about the Jews.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did ban Democrats and Liberals from jobs. There is nothing in the books about discrimination against political affiliations.

The research is obviously biased as this is a conservative rag and probably not totally scientific. I know many Democrats that have good jobs, look well, have great diversity in sex. The same thing in this survey could be directed towards Republicans.


Well I can't type my mind on here cause I don't have alot of time left.

Dee