Its been 1655 days since Cheneys last heart attack!

splat@14

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Mon Jun-06-05 10:49 AM
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Its been 1655 days since Cheneys last heart attack!

Please send bacon!

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Pacifist Patriot

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Mon Jun-06-05 10:50 AM
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1. Sorry, but I'd rather send

investigators and handcuffs.

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marmar

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:00 AM
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4. LOL. So true!

:applause:

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phaseolus

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Mon Jun-06-05 10:52 AM
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2. ...Last *publicized* heart attack.

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whistle

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Mon Jun-06-05 10:52 AM
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3. That was 4.5 years ago, right when he took office as VP in.....

....Bush's first term. Was it really a heart attack?

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natrat

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:03 AM
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5. BRING IT ON

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RedCloud

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:04 AM
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6. Just 11 more days!

And it will be 1666! Can there be any doubt that the Beast walks among us?

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AndyTiedye

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:15 AM
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7. He Fell on a Wooden Stake Last Time

Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 11:16 AM by AndyTiedye

That is the only kind of heart attack Cheney's kind can have.

They won't let that happen again.

Now all wooden stakes have been removed from the Capitol grounds and replaced with plastic. The same has been done in the undisclosed
location and all of Darth Cheney's favorite duck-hunting places.

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Protagoras

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:18 AM
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8. Having recently seen SW3...

I now believe Cheney is an android...he now has a metal heart. I suspect he'll live for another 300 years unless he runs out of gear oil.

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unhappycamper

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Mon Jun-06-05 11:42 AM
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9. Eat up, Dickie!

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Chescher

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Mon Jun-06-05 06:34 PM
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10. TOO FUNNY! and I NEEDED THE LAUGH.

A Friend of mine emailed this topic to me... thought it was so funny I nearly blew snot (scary, I know)

But really... HAS the man(?)had a computer/heart xplant? I mean, if a really *good* hacker wanted to, a'hem, send a bleep to his chip... could it work?? Or is bacon really the answer. Cuz gheesh, I'll send a truckload!

Thanks for the laugh DUers... I needed it today!

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