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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 09:19 PM
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Poll question: You might NOT be a liberal if...
If you want to pick more than one choice, you need to go to the nearest DU gathering and listen.

If you wnat to pick more than two choices, you need to watch three hours straight of the Daily Show.

If you want to pick three or more choices, you will be more comfortable here: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html

:toast:
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 09:21 PM
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1. I can only choose ONE?
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Dying Eagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 09:23 PM
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2. Where is "All of the above"
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 08:28 AM
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10. That was my thought too

Keith’s Barbeque Central
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 09:30 PM
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3. dripping sarcasm here.
Guess what I voted for? Yep, the largest prison population. Hardy har har!! I could only vote for one, so that one tickled my funny bone the most.
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lady lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 09:49 PM
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4. What sarcasm?
;)
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 10:46 PM
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5. i didn't get it either.
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minnesotaDFLer Donating Member (207 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 11:01 PM
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whatever
not even republicans would be voting for that stuff.
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minnesotaDFLer Donating Member (207 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 11:01 PM
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6. whatever
not even republicans would be voting for that stuff.
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lady lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 11:29 PM
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7. Well, I just returned from a whirlwind tour of the Limbaugh site...
and of course no whirlwind tour is complete without a purchase from the gift shop. As I entered the shop Rush told me to "be prepared to be dazzled." Well, it certainly was dazzling, and lovely, simply lovely. Rush looked mighty handsome on that coffee mug. Mighty handsome...and honest. You might say HIS mug was on THE mug (get it, a little RW humor, hehe). But wouldn't you know it, gosh darn, a certain pharmaceutical item I've heard so much about was unavailable for purchase. Imagine my disappointment!!

Now Rush honey, stop hoarding them pills all for yourself, momma needs her hallucinations.


:evilgrin: :sarcasm:
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:23 AM
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8. LOL!!!
Shouldn't have read that with the morning coffee!
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lady lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 09:13 AM
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11. And my work here is done...
:evilgrin:
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 08:03 AM
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9. MIxed Bag: I believe we can OFFER the world's best health care...
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 08:04 AM by liberalitch
just our delivery system sucks.

When the Commie got hit by a car (4/10) he had a "brain bleed" a broken shoulder and shattered knee and was in an induced coma in Nuero ICU for 6 hours..... The accident happened on sunday, but he had no insurance so by tuesday afternoon he was shoved out of the hospital... for three days he kept going in and out of shock.


Oh, and he had been drinking when he was hit.... and he walked instead driving.... he can NOT sue in Va.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 09:24 AM
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12. Had to vote for Zell.
Anyone who still believes him to be a Democrat should just jump into the Kool-Aid pitcher and be done with it.
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