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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:59 PM
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I have a fantasy of meeting Sean Hannity
I would eat a lot of Indian or Ethiopian food (or both) before going on his show and then chug ipocac just before taping starts so that I could vomit right on his head. It would be more intelligent than anything that has ever come out of his mouth.

Just thinking about it makes me feel better.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:00 PM
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1. Indian and Ethiopian foods make you vomit?
:shrug:
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Billy Ruffian Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:01 PM
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4. re-read
Ipecac was mentioned ...
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:33 PM
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11. Ipecac would be
redundant wouldn't it? I can barely keep my dinner down if I just accidentally flip past his show.
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:04 PM
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6. No, its the spiciness
the spicey vomit would burn his eyes as it dripped off his shellacked hair and over his square cranium.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:05 PM
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7. Ahhhh
:D
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:00 PM
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2. I couldnt get too close that man without
Wanting to strangle him. Kind of like the way that Homer Simpson does whenever Bart does something to screw up.
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:00 PM
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3. I would like to meet Hannity in a dark alley n/t
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OrlandoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:02 PM
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5. It's best for myself and the image of the progressive cause...
...that you keep me far away from Hannity, Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and the rest of the radiots in person.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:15 PM
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8. Wouldn't being close to Hannity induce projectile vomiting in itself?
Why spend good money on ipecac syrup?
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:19 PM
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9. Unfortunatley I have a very strong stomach
so I would need to induce it myself.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:20 PM
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10. Maybe watching O'Reilly immediately beforehand......nt
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:58 PM
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12. I have a fantasy of caving his face in with a crowbar.
Sometimes I'll put him on for a few minutes when Randi goes to commercial and I find him to be the worst, most vile liar of any of his ilk. This is usually when the fantasy occurs.
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mohinoaklawnillinois Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 10:15 PM
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13. Being female, I would just slap him into the middle of next week.
He really is a truly revolting, sad excuse for a human being. I wonder how his wife can put up with all his BS unless she's a useless POS as well.
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