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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:05 AM
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Bush and his cowboy hat .
Yeah, this is an old one that most of you have probably heard, but I just can't resist.

Cowboy hats and hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets 'em.
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:11 AM
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1. I think that it is funnier than hell...
that the little bully/coward is AFRAID of horses...

peace.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:16 AM
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2. True * story
* to President Putin. "Please come and visit the ranch."
President Putin, "It would be an honor to ride with you Mr. President."
*, "I don't no how to ride."
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:20 AM
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3. But acording to Pickles...
He sure can stroke the juice out of a Stallion, eh what?

"The Horse Wankerer"
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:29 AM
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4. Bush's fear of horses is well documented
If he's going to pass himself off as a cowboy, he would want to get on a horse every now and then, but he doesn't.

There was a story about Bush going to visit Mexico's Vicente Fox at his Mexican ranch, and the townspeople who showed up for the photo ops kept chanting, "Maximilano!" to encourage Bush to get up on Fox's horse, who is named that.

Bush of course didn't.

I think there's a bumper sticker out there that says, "Real Men Don't Worship Fake Cowboys."

TlalocW
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:51 AM
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6. It may go deeper than that
Horses have a keen sense of evil. dubby probably wouldn't stand a chance on even the mellowest shetland pony.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:45 AM
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5. He is playing RR but is not a horse person.
In fact I would say he lives in fears of horses as he would be on one if it would get 2 votes for doing it.
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