Fun with cell-phones

Got a cell phone? Want to bug some RWers?

When I walk near people that are Bush supporters (you can tell by their silly stickers on their SUVs), I pretend to be talking to a progressive pal on my cell-phone, and I say things loud enough for the Bushite to hear, such as:

"Yeah, I bet people that voted for Bush are feeling pretty stupid about now with all the info coming out proving the war in Iraq was based on lies!"

"No way! They pave the roads where I live, what in the hell would I need an SUV for? Besides, I want something that won't keep us dependant on Middle Eastern Oil."

"Yeah, he's so stupid, he thought Terry Shiavo was lucent and aware!"

"Yeah, Halliburton rips off taxpayers for $9 billion but the Republicans are more upset about a welfare mom getting an extra $30 a month for having a baby"

"Yeah, christians love to pretend they are the victim, even though they control the white house, both houses of congress, and most of the judiciary"

Got any more?

"Yeah...A PORN STAR, showing up at a GOP dinner, claiming that she's a ReTHUGlican now...Ever see one of her movies?... Good gawd, *I'D* sure like to give it to her like those 8 dudes were in that one flick! MUH-ROWR!... Yeah, RIGHT down to the nutsack! ALL of it!... Well, someone who's been FUCKED as much as SHE has oughta feel right at home partying with the GOP..."

... but I would feel REALLY dorky doing something like that.

But go ahead, knock yourself out.

social pressure took drunk driving from a 70s sport to an 80s pariah

social pressure is what allows christians to continue to play victim, even while they are victimizing others

social pressure works

all it takes is putting the idea in someone's head and getting them talking, even if it's to gripe about what you said

the more people talk about the issues, the more the truth will seep through