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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:54 AM
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Poll question: what will W's next job be?
I can dream, can't I?

:crazy:
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:55 AM
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1. Cleaning the bathroom
in Leavenworth? It would suit him.
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:56 AM
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6. Easy.
War Crimes against humanity and cleaning John Kerry's shoes twice a month. :mad: :banghead: :banghead:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:03 AM
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14. I have to go with cleaning toilets at Leavenworth as well
That is where he belongs.
Then he can have two jobs, janitor and bubbas whore.
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Pachamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:55 AM
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2. Sentenced Criminal for Crimes against Humanity n/t
:grr:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:55 AM
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3. He'll continue to be the GOP's main corporate back slapper and
shake down man, something he does seem to be suited to. This will happen unless we manage to get him convicted of treason or shipped off to the Hague.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:56 AM
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4. Towel boy at federal lock up.
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:27 AM
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18. Ahh you stole my answer!!
:)
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:56 AM
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5. Prag of "Bubba" in Pod C
At a Federal Prison.
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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:57 AM
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7. ambassador to saudi arabia. eom
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DURHAM D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:57 AM
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8. Carlyle Group - has already been appointed to Board upon
leaving office.
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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:58 AM
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9. He's never held a real job, why should he start now?
You don't think he works at running this country, do you? Or that he's in charge?
:D
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:58 AM
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10. He and Cheney will start a ventriloquist act...
with W acting as the hollowed out puppet.
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Beaver Tail Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:00 AM
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11. Bubbas Cell Mate?
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:00 AM
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12. Breakin' rocks in the hot sun.
He fought America and we won...
He fought America and we won.

(Was that the Bobby Fuller Four?) :eyes:
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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:02 AM
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Busting rocks at Fort Leavenworth, in leg-irons
"It's hard work!" -- crack:headbang:

"It's hard work!" -- crack:headbang:

"It's hard work!" -- crack:headbang:

"It's hard work!" -- crack:headbang:

"It's hard work!" -- crack:headbang:
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:02 AM
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13. How 'bout the circus chimp?
He trains easily and the face is ready made.
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:04 AM
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15. License Plate entrepreneur

Keith’s Barbeque Central
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:15 AM
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16. Apoo's assistant manager at the Quickie Mart. n/t
n/t
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ptolle Donating Member (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:31 PM
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28. next job/quickie mart
Not qualified. That would require some degree of real business acumen and the discipline to show up for workfor more than a couple weeks consecutively, besides, I'm sure the paid vacation provisions would not be to his liking.
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MellowOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:18 AM
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17. As a dart board
And each military family that lost a love one gets to throw a dart.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:40 AM
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19. Other: Maggot Food.
He'll be martyred for the Reich.
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one_true_leroy Donating Member (807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:40 AM
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20. prison comfort to a rough lifer named mollie.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 11:50 AM
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21. He will write a sequel to
"My Pet Goat" and then retire to his ranch to spend his golden years doing what he does best, clear brush and milk horses.
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:29 PM
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37. Write?
Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 01:29 PM by Incitatus
You give him too much credit.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:15 PM
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38. Okay color n/t
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:03 PM
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22. He'll write a book about his religious beliefs
"God Told Me To Become President"
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:13 PM
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23. Honorary board member at some POS company
What will be comical is how many times he's given thousands of dollars for speaking engagements . . .
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:14 PM
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24. Commissioner of Major League Baseball...
Shrub has never taken responsibility for anything in his life and keeps on moving through life with everything handed to him.

If shit hits the fan, he will be pardoned. Daddy Bush will see to it that georgie becomes Commissioner of Baseball since that is all he has ever wanted to do.

Major League baseball, as we know it, will cease to exist three to four years later.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:18 PM
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25. HEAD Cheerleader at State Pen!
Dictator!
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:26 PM
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26. Cutting brush on the chain gang.........
got to have wood ya know.
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Independent_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:42 PM
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39. Exactly what I was going to say!
:)
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:33 PM
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29. Hatrack
or pretzel taster
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:04 PM
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32. Hatrack. Definitely a hatrack.
He was trying on shapoos the other day.

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com.nyud.net:8090/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Shapoo.jpg
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:40 PM
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30. NEXT job?
What will his FIRST job be? He's never worked a day in his life.
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 12:52 PM
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31. retired
Most people in the WH land big $ on the talking rounds. Then of course comes the book deals. But who would pay to listen to Bush talk? Who wants to read something he would write? Bush will retire from public life. End up on some company board as a CEO and make big bucks doing nothing. Ghost writers will crank out some books that are fairy tails about stuff he did as president. Meanwhile out of power the real press will probably objectively destroy any positive image of him. He will become the ex-president of the 25-27 % that wil never disbelieve. To the rest he will be a reminder of terrible times.
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:10 PM
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33. Making License Plates
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:13 PM
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34. Limbaugh's call screener.
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Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:13 PM
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35. Other: Breaking rocks into smaller ones.
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iwantmycountryback Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 01:18 PM
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36. He's never had a real job in his life
If it wasn't for his dad he'd probably be a fry cook right now.
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