Psssttt...Wanna buy some Yellowcake?

Look, don't tell anyone, but we have some most excellent Uranium for sale. A previous order was cancelled and we now have a large excess that our supplier, Nigeria, needs to move, today.

This is some really good Yellowcake. We deliver it in a plain brown frosting, this week only - in a Rummy flavored frosting, sprinkled with spices from that most rarest of bushes, the Condi/Cheney egg-on-your-face-plant, and supported on a sea of lies made from faux crystal ball material supplied by British Intelligence.

While it may smell like bullshit, we do attempt to make it all look believeable so that your friends and neighbors will want some too!

Thankyou....from the un-elected resident & company.