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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:11 PM
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Poll question: Why does Jr. keep falling off bikes?
I'm offering only three choices because the possibilities are endless. Feel free to chime in with your own theory.
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Mika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:11 PM
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1. Blackouts. n/t
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:12 PM
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2. Other: epilepsy
That's my guess, anyway.
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:12 PM
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3. Other: booze and drugs n/t
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Tamarin Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:13 PM
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4. Vertigo
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:13 PM
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5. Other: SpongeHead Dumbass eom
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:13 PM
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6. You missed one
Believe that even the laws of physics do not apply to him.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:14 PM
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7. petit seizures
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:15 PM
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8. bikeriding requires coordination above imbecile level
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Disturbed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:18 PM
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12. W almost fainted after blowing out..
some of his BD candles. Something is definetly wrong with him.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 06:13 PM
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21. Bwa, how did you EVER find out such an obscure thing. Where
did you read that...do you remember (or are you joking)
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:16 PM
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9. Because to ** the pedals are more important
than the handlebars.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:17 PM
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10. Because he mows over anyone and anything that is in his way
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:18 PM
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11. Because poppy sr. took the training wheels off too soon.
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johannes1984 Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:20 PM
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13. my bet
it's a condition affecting most neo-cons , lack of oxygen reaching the brains
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:21 PM
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14. Because he has problems remaining erect.
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abbeyco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:32 PM
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15. Because....
Riding a bike is hard work!

Is that okay for a first post?:D
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:37 PM
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16. It's a great start...
..welcome to DU!
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:41 PM
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17. Welcome to DU, abbeyco!
I think that it was a great first post! :hi:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:43 PM
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19. Hi abbeyco!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:42 PM
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18. He's missing loads of brain cells from all the booze and coke
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Lannes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:43 PM
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20. His equilibrity was mistaken
Thats how he might put it....
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 06:21 PM
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22. It's all of them Axles Of Evil
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OKDem08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:31 AM
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23. maintaining equilibrium in
contrast to gravity is 'hard work'
:nopity:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:33 AM
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24. that's funny
Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:34 AM
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25. Do you think they'll let him ride his bike
in jail????????? :rofl:
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Fescue4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 03:48 AM
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26. Hell is tugging him down
the devil is an impatient being
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 08:24 AM
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27. Other: he's tired from all the hard work n/t
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 08:28 AM
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28. Drunk
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