IMPORTANT! Freepers say they are watching us tonight, so FOR PETE's SAKE

keep Project X discussions via PM only!!!

Got it.

They can't write worth a tinker's damn.

I thought they didn't have remedial reading classes in the trailer parks that they inhabit.

Fuck Freepers and all those fascist illiterate scum. Watch us all you want, scumbags. You might actually learn something.

To quote Spencer Tracy:

"You see, your honor, when you take evolution and make it crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you may make it a crime to teach it in the private schools. And then you may make it a crime to read about. And then you'll start banning books and newspapers. And turn Catholic against protestant. And protestant against protestant. And try to force your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. And, soon, your honor, with torches burning, and drums beating, we'll march backwards. . .BACKWARDS! To the glorious ages of the sixteenth century, when bigots burned the man who dared bring intelligence and enlightenment to the human mind."

"Man is still an ape!" -- Gene Kelly from the same movie.

with. Much easier to have their thinking molded by repetitive, simplistic phrases programmed direct to their subconscious minds via Rush, Sean, and the rest of the Republican apologists and propagandists.

Like when they sign documents, contracts, and government-assistance checks.

edited to add link.

Thanks for reminding me!

don't talk about project X.

you know the one where we convert all their kids to the "other" team so we can destroy the institution of marriage. Because if we don't get moving fast, their economic policies that make it too expensive to be married will get the job done first. Or at least our ongoing "war on Christianity", just watch them try to elect a Christian president...never happen (if we discount the last 42). Silly Freepers, thinking is for Democrats.:smoke:

I always get project "X" confused with project "Fire Island". My bad, please don't feed me to the nasty freepers, they scare me.:scared:

Can't speak of of it. Not now, ya know. Just remember: Red Car, Button-down long coat; smoking long cig w/poodle on that corner.

;) Gotta it. Mum's the word.

(EVEN MORE running about the house to hide my Queer As Folk DVDs and my collection of Star Wars and Harry Potter slash fanfiction--)

EVEN MORE :scared:

brainwashed grandaughter freaked when Harry Potter was on the tube one night. She ran up and switched it off and screamed that it was the devil's work (very shy child afraid of her own shadow).
He just HAD to find out what the fuss was, so for the first time in his life he rented a video in order to find out the what the hysteria was all about.
He said, " Why, it was like any other movie. I couldn't understand the fuss...no different than the Wizard of Oz."

Love my Dad.

That granddaughter sounds a bit uh too weird. :crazy: My young cousin's really like Harry Potter. When Harry Potter was first becoming really popular here and we were at my great-grandma's once before she died and my cousin was reading the book the WHOLE time. She was about ten to twelve then and her, her sister and mom are all Christians as well. :eyes: People are ridiculous. All you have to do is tell your kid it's fake. Just like with "Charmed" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". There is stuff out there but all the stuff on shows like this is so fake it's so obvious. :eyes:

the "No Drinking Liquids at the Computer" rule saves my keyboard!

Thanks for the laugh. :rofl:

just like karl rove.

he is late for "the meeting."

code red only

Yeah... mum's the word.

:smoke:

itself!!

I'm not interested in the opinion of a bunch of losers who worship a Monkey Man.

Somebody else gets THAT duty. I did my duty. I still get nightmares from Project Q.

Congratulations -- you've just contributed to my ongoing struggle with my large intestine.

:evilgrin:

--p!

to change. Why have you Bert and Ernied one of the most infamous Vietnam war atrocity photos? Is it supposed to be funny, like laugh funny, or cringe funny. I usually don't ask people to explain the jokes, you apparently have a very edgy 'gallows' sense of humor. Just curious. I know, it's ironic. That must be it.

Don't mention project X in your answer though, Freeps are watching our every move.:-)

there are a whole slew of these pics on the net; just google the phrase "Bert is Evil" and see what you find...
I only say this in the greatest of confidence though, and witht he understanding that this has NOTHING to do with the PROJECTed eXpectations we're even now feverishly completing the final pre-arrangements for (nudge nudge wink wink)...
dXstone

The Muppets spent several years in Vietnam. The following is an extract from - The Muppets in Vietnam: The Secret War Against Communism, by K. Frog.

"The Muppets were sent to the Republic of Vietnam in 1967 by Lyndon Baines Johnson as a crack special forces team. Their time in the War was a mixed blessing. Ernie was executed as a Vietcong spy. Elmo and Monster were implicated in Mai Lai. Kermit was awarded the Silver Star and performed three tours of duty, and Fuzzy was taken prisoner by the North Vietnamese and not heard of again. Gonzo went AWOL and disappeared in Saigon for two years, supposedly involved in drugs and prostitution before being killed by mobsters. The surviving Muppets were withdrawn from active duty by President Richard Nixon in 1972."

Our coordinated smear campaign that paints all Republicans as traitors to the United States and the Constitution under which it was formed?

Not a problem.

:evilgrin:

OMG....don't let on. Keep it on the personal site!

The truth can be very distracting.

Now they'll NEVER fall for it.

I should have said the truth about the Rabid laser-weasel experiment... that would've thrown them!

Take me to the WEAsels!

next thing you know you'll let slip the "Liberal Agenda Marching Orders" and give everything away.

Making reference to 'Project "LAMe-O"... good call.

Sowing discontent about the SC nom.

NOOOOOOOOO....Um I mean that's what they always do, that's all they know. People are sick of it.

Check those poll numbers lately freeps?

or maybe read this public record of statements leading up to the war, for a lil' refresher.

http://www.house.gov/reform/min/pdfs_108_2/pdfs_inves/pdf_admin_iraq_on_the_record_rep.pdf

And the videos? The one involving...well, you know!

Yes, keep the details in PM only!

x(

:hi:

:hi::evilgrin::hi:

...the freepers actually fought. Huh. Who knew.

:spank:

I deserved that. :blush:

if they want all the side details....

Because I'm making signs.

Like to take a verbal bite out of any freeper dumb enough to show up here tonight!

just go through the gate.

The Freeptards will never figure it out--until it's too late, that is! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Those idiots have nothing better to do with their time than to spy on a private message board?

but in answer to your question - in fact, it appears that the idiots do have nothing better to do!

And we're here teasing the poor monkeys. Well, they aren't necessarily poor, just stupid.

And Project X was supposed to be a secret.

Jeeze, you people!!!

The "Silver Initiative."

Oops! I hate my darn loose lips! Now the Silver Initiative has been outed!

Now it's not DOUBLE super secret anymore. Way to go...:eyes:

At least I didn't blab about our plans to use our rocket powered shoes.

I dare not bring up "Project X" here.

:hide:

Look while you can Freepers!

Dems go commando, doncha know.

edited to add: Oh crap! I just gave it away.

New statistics to keep an eye on....

Falling Underware sales.

Hey, freepers. It's not working. Rove's still going down, and taking your chimp overlord with him.

Deal with it.

still going forward before the court nomination hearings?

sorry, I don't have a bigger one. :P

A mooning action smilie!

something reaallly small & always good for a laugh!

Does that mean they can see me having sex with their girlfriend?

--p!

mums the word on the secret meeting at the Kremlin next month in Moscow. We don't want them to know about all the drugs, gay sex, free abortions and satanic worship, and...Oh, I've already said too much!

:sarcasm:

Project X, not project Y.
If I've blown cover, abort mission and go with plan B.
Repeat, plan B.
Over.

You know... because of that feminine "thing" which must also go unmentioned?
I'm a guy, and so not actually privy to the details on this one; I like to theorize and imagine stuff about it, sure, who doesn't?
Anyways, I hear THAT'S the one that's REALLY gonna stew their tomatoes for 'em!
At least, I think that's what I heard...
Hope I didn't say too much right here!
d
ps: At least I didn't mention the rocket shoes like that dumbo upthread!

DOH!

you know how cranky they get when we talk about mums.
I mean, if you're going to say anything just talk about their mothers.

doh!

I repeat, the Red car is parked at the restaurant.

Repeat,Uncle John has buttoned his overcoat.

Over.

:p

alert alert..change my first orders..no black car..its red..red car...turn around..the black car is out now..go for the red!!

To complicated, huh. OK! Mums the word!

something. PM me.

Repeat Alpha/Omega scrubbed. Damned freeper broke the code in the Top 10 Idiots list last week.

I miss the good old days. :(

I am the pirate king!

Phase One of Project X is compete!!! and...awww shit.....

:rofl:

But let's talk about something else, okay?

I have a problem with the Top Ten Republican Idiots author saying things like "R-fecal matter." It can be construed to be "Republican-Texas is fecal matter," (or whatever state the congressman or senator is representing, you know?)

Texans don't like this; and Democratic Texans (of which I am one, and let me remind you that Texas has a long history of being Democratic, until recently), certainly have a problem with it. I am proud to be a Texan, and I am proud to be a Democratic Texan, and I am proud to be part of a long Democratic history of Texas. What are other people, in other states, that just happen to be red, at this point, going to think, when you call their state "shit" going to think?

This is not a good idea.

up for we all know that.

I won't.

Sincerely,
John Galt :rofl:

Secret is safe w/me!B-)

Peace.

why Bush was AWOL on 9/11 for over half an hour after having been notified for the second time that planes were smacking into the WTC? Why did he sit reading My Pet Goat to a classroom of children for half an hour or more when the nation needed leadership?

Why has he opposed a full investigation into 9/11? Why has BushCo only spent about $11 million looking into 9/11 when the Repub congress spent over $80 mil looking into the Clinton blow job scandal?

explain those things to me, and I will be willing to entertain any old Freeper notion.

Waiting for an answer to that one. You know those Freepers don't have a clue.

I guess I'm out of the loop on this one!

Let's just say that until recent genetic advances, it was thought that there was no way to get honesty or decency into a right-winger's mind, since there is no known way to reason with such a mind.

Have you ever tried talking to a Freeper/neocon? I think I would rather be inhaling paint thinner.

Project Z-diggity where we open up a real big can of whoop a** on the rethuglicans.

(Just kidding. I don't know that we've got an outline on Z yet, that's just a big ol' yuk, yuk.)

Were there fruit loops involved in X? I forgot.

(ouch!)

Over and out.

covert operation. Oops.

Are Project Y discussions okay?

whatever

:rofl:

whatever

Weer Watching Fweepers, Shhhhhhh...

How can I possibly coordinate the delivery of, you know, the "stuff?"

Curse those freepers for throwing such a diabolical wrench into our plans! Rrrrrrr!

;)

:hide:

BFEE stands for Bush Family Evil Empire. These turds, slugs and devil-worshippers have been taking you for a ride, shining you on, and gaming your ass.



How do I know this? They've done it to me and the vast majority of ordinary Americans.

To help you see why, I offer the following:

http://www.oldamericancentury.org/bushco/bush_crime_family.htm

If you dare... :smoke:

digit IQ first of all.

Jesus, even I did, and I'm a big sissy. :eyes:

have to make their own beds everyday.

wetting their beds evernight?

that woman could yell.

in the "private" forum. See ya' there.....

:rofl:

edit: to correct my seriously fucked spelling.

while it is a project in progress. as soon as it is a project completed we will talk about it. Du has ordered full cooperation with project x but we can't discuss that either.

Oh, Righties ... you are the ducks!

Perfect!

:toast:

stupid freepers can never figure it out

over and out!!...change occuring!

...completely via PM. The revolution is...

NOT here. :evilgrin:

I am so pissed I don't want the project compromised!

Laughing so hard, I leaked all over the place.

our ultra secret project supercalafragialisticexpealidoshis..they will never remember that one...remember take your umbrella,..with the poison point..just in case!!..or you can dance through the rain if nessesary!!

n %@$#!& t

*&#^ ~$&*)_+ +&%$#@Fr%@$#!&eepers

:rofl:

I've been a little down tonight - but you actually made me laugh out loud.

Shucks, I guess that's secret of Project X.

Laughing while they blunder and blow through the planet.

And that other stuff? For Project X?

Ahh, too bad this forum does not have reverb.

Proj-proj-proj-proj Ject-Ject-Ject-Ject EX-EX-EX-EX

Hi, Agent Freep! :hi:

Remember, this is NOT Project Z we're talking about here... ANY cowbell could have SERIOUS NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES...
And of course, TOO much is never enough...

Anyway, Sir Lancelot chimes at midnight...
EVERYONE: DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWELS!!!

An uncontrolled cowbell/anti-cowbell schnitzle would lead to a system-wide 3-2 farnblat.

(tapes up mouth with duct tape, and runs about house to hide all of the copies of the Bill of Rights that are lying about--)

:scared:

When the freeps' leader runs the show, their male hos write prose.

Ïîáåãèòå ýòî ÷åðåç ïåðåâîä÷èêà áûñòðî.

I got a different transmission directive...
Be sure your source is not a spy!
See you at midnight in the secret meeting room.
BHN

You said "ratfuck". Heh heh.

got it!!..and its already in process!! over and out.

Everything's cool. Phase IV is on track after that. Let's go back to PM for the rest.

NOW!

RUN FOR COVER!

esteban lives!

bout-aay eeper-frays?

:crazy:

I'm still waiting...was it 2 if by air, one if by sea?

And, as if that weren't enough -- New Orleans is red.

Now, go!!!!! :evilgrin:

The Jack of Hearts has dropped a deuce!

I repeat, the Jack of Hearts has dropped a deuce!


Over.

.... c'mon mon....

... and drinkin' it all.


That's why we are on 'ULTRA SUPER SECRET'

:tinfoilhat:

Pass it on.

space ark thing? . . . oops, in the words of KKKarl Rove, "I've probably said too much."

we must use coded language

Stay out of the fray.

Be careful........

Hide well.

their rapture look like a day in the park!!..hope they are prepared....dang ..i bet they have no clue whats comin there way!!

I didn't get the memo. I have to have the memo!

open the capsule??

if you didn't go to phase 2..look in the pen on your right hand side!!

:thumbsup:

gotta run...

Keep me up to date on the project, m'kay?

you guys had already started Project X and released the hypnoflies that Hypnotoad developed for brainwashing...But I guess not huh?...



Nevermind...

along.

This one looked like the Truthseeker model. Shit, I've got to stop the dog from chasing it then....

to wait until the crack of dawn before implementing it. Check out the site yourself! EG

:spank:

WHO LEFT OUT PROJECT Y?? This could seriously fuck things up. PM me--you know who you are.

^*())__ @!^%$$### *71263

You just went and spilled the beans to those damn Freeper assholes! Shame on you!

&)*&^%$%^& )&^%%#@# )(* ^%3932-11.

I don't think Freepers can go as high a Y on the alphabet.

project X is now deleted. Thanks for blowing fuckwits cover. We must now go to project eat shit. I repeat we move to project eat shit. Do not contact at the crack of dawn for this assignment. We move to 12:02 PM today. Over and out. The fly is off the wall. I repeat the fly is off the wall due to cover being blown on fuckwits.

A virtual moon. )*(

Made You Look.

and laughed so hard that I almost spilled my drink on the keybboard.

:rofl:

But mine's bigger. My poster, that is.

When I goes to the movies, I loves to see me some monkeys.

And by that I DON'T mean "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!'--but I think you KNOW what I mean... (nudge nudge)
(Actually, I don't mean THAT!--or DO I?) (wink WINK!)

Heh heh heh... the fools; they don't have a clue, do they?
No... they never did...
Why should WE give 'em one at this VERY late hour?
Oops! Said too much?
I really MUST learn to gloat much more quietly!!!

'Cesar Geronimo' project mentioned earlier!

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs back......over & out.

I will meet you in..
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Am I Right - Song Parodies, Freeper
... Freeper. Sitting at my computer so very eagerly ... I'm just a Freeper. I can't think on my ... I'm just a Freeper. Who's doing what I'm told ...www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ozzyosbourne5.shtml - 29k - Cached - More from this site - Save - Block

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"Dreamer" Based on the performance by Ozzy Osbourne
"Freeper" Parody by Liam Wescott
The Free Republic national anthem
Freeper

Sitting at my computer so very eagerly
Waiting for the word from up above
Hoping I'll get my teamlemming mouspad real soon
Oh yeah!

Can't ever think or feel for myself
I gotta do what Uncle Karl wants
Waiting to be told what to think and say
Time and again

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

I watch the evening news like everyone else
Don't ever need to think about what it says
Because tomorrow I know that Rush and Uncle Karl
Will explain it all

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh yeah
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

Your higher mental processes are working fine
But me? I'm just a mindless Rovian drone
A product of the RNC's vast hive mind
My thoughts and feelings are never my own
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

If only everyone else could be like this
Then we could all be one huge GOP clone
We wouldn't have to think or feel for ourselves
Oh yeah!

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh no!
I'm just a Freeper
Doing exactly what I'm told
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
I never step out of line
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
Keeping the world at bay
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and I'll be home for Christmas.
Your loving son, Queen Victoria.

Are we still on for the rutabaga quagmire on the 23rd? The codebook is in the 3rd postulate.

You are obviously well-read. Mary, lamb, fleas. sigh!

See you on the 23rd, and don't forget the Ovaltine.

Another successful mission that I can report back to base.

:rofl:

:toast:

Message received?
The Professor

RL

Take every 15th letter from the latest Dean e-mail and run it backward through the decrypter.
Your mission will be clear.
Go NOW!!!

'bout fkn time...

Is that the satellite we secretly launched that turns the whole world gay, or the one where we round up all the pregnant women and force them to have abortions?

n/t

but I'll need to see your file before I brief you. Suffice it to say, it promises to be the most fun you've ever had at the park.

who hangs out on the Hugh Jackman boards. They have to think twice before spelling Huge.

:loveya:

LOL

:bounce:

all you Loosers should move to Franse.. :)

So somebody PM me, what's project X? C'mon, I'm Symbolman, you know me - those turkeys once published all my personal info and then started making threats there like, "I'm going to change into my camos for a Black Ops on him.." etc.

Then, knowing they were watching me (back when I was going on tv a lot) here I told them that I would solve all their problems should they come to see me at my home (being a trained Veteran) with two words:

Keyser Sose (Movie Ref: The Usual Suspects)

Better yet, anyone got those pics from their "Lard Boat" cruise? I could use a laugh :)

Project Y, and several Freepers were there pointing at the pictures on the menu, I think Project X is safe.

:yoiks:


Will PM more information later to Section Leader, that is all.

I repeat...

FULL OF RAISINS!!!!!!!!

Will pm only on this X file.

omesay of emthay on'tday etgay it etyay!