600,000,000 People to jump simultaneously to end global warming!

http://www.staugustine.com/stories/072305/opi_edit.shtml



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But, but, what if they move the Earth too much?:yoiks:

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The combined mass of everyone in the world is infinitesimal compared to the mass of the earth itself. If it makes people feel good and highlights the GW problem....then by all means, jump.

Didn't hurt. :yoiks:

We can just jump on the other side to push it back :D

Then we go spiraling into the sun, thus destroying all life and ending human civilization. Oh well, we had a good run.

if we all farted at the same time? :rofl: :sarcasm: :rofl: :sarcasm:

Instant climate change, and not in a good way.
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you NEVER forget...

Next to our ship, someone tied up a barge to the dock, which was made of wooden timbers, with too short of a mooring line. When the tide went out the barge got hung up with one corner on top of a timber, about to crush it.
The Chief Bosun's Mate, who was so worthless they had made him "go be in charge of the parking lot", got up a working party of a couple hundred of us to stand on the barge (adding, of course, to the weight). Not knowing at this point what to do next the Chief ordered us to "Jump up and down", which we gladly all did - to the great amusement of all the sailors on all the other ships also in port that day.

When the tide came in the barge floated off the pier and whoever was on Pier Sentry duty let out a little more line and saved us all from imminent harm. Go Navy.


My dad use to say "Don't just stand there - do SOMETHING, even if it's wrong!"

..this has got to be a joke.

4 billion people could jump up and down and it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference.

As a previous poster said, if it draws attention to the issue then by I suppose it's fine to jump up and down to your hearts content - but it ain't gonna have any impact on global warming.

Global warming is a serious problem, not something to be trivialized with nonsense such as this.

Imajika

I've noticed the geckos and turtles in my yard have been jumping up and down lately.

I think they may have out-organized us and the reptiles and amphibians are trying to hasten global warming since they hate the cold.

Wearing my Pirate suit too, Yeah that's the ticket.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

I'm all for it!

and who knows, maybe we will teach the horse to sing....

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