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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:51 AM
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The 50 People who deserve a vicious beating.
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 10:56 AM by cssmall
I thought this would be a conservative bullshit thing, but it's very funny: check out 4, 8, 17, and a few more. It's actually kinda unbiased and across the board. :shrug:

http://www.phat5.com/features.asp?StoryID=1111&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=7&StoryYear=2005

On edit: I'm a moron and misspelled it. :( I'm usually pretty much a spelling nazi myself and as for the link, sorry.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:53 AM
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1. FYI
for a link just paste without the "link:" in front

then people don't have to cut and paste

thanks
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:54 AM
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2. Uh, viscous?
Is that your spelling, or theirs?

I'm not sure how a beating can be, "having or characterized by viscosity"

Viscosity: "the property of resistance to flow in a fluid or semifluid"

:wtf:

(yes, I'm a spelling nazi)
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:55 AM
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3. Beaten to a pulp, then a viscous mass
Well when you get really beaten to a pulp, maybe the pulp transforms eventually into a viscous mass.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:56 AM
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4. beat until the mass begins to flow
Now, THAT's a beating!
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:56 AM
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5. beaten with a bottle of maple syrup, maybe? n/t
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:56 AM
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6. It could mean beating to death with a plastic baggie filled with jello...
:evilgrin:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:04 AM
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10. ENOUGH ALREADY
The O.P. has realized he will be hung in chains for misspelling a word.

BTW, "nazi" should be capitalized.
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OrlandoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:01 AM
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7. #31 is pretty good:
Toby Keith

How do I like you now? Not very much. Hey Toby, you fat redneck piece of shit, if you like "kickin' ass" in the Middle East so much, why don't you put down that guitar, pick up a gun, and enlist? What’s that you say? "I can’t join up. They drive Hummers and I'm a Ford Truck Man…That's all I Dryeeeve."
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:02 AM
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8. Never stop using cocaine
>The moral of the Robin Williams story: never stop using cocaine.

:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:03 AM
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9. Thanks! Great read...
I agree on most of them to varying levels. EVen M Moore is not immune.
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:07 AM
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11. Just read it.
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 11:08 AM by put out
I likes. #3.

Edit to add #10.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:10 AM
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12. Holy Shit. I just spit out my coffee
On Steven Tyler of Aerosmith:

"The guy looks a cross between a battered wife and large mouth bass"

ROTFLMAO
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mnmoderatedem Donating Member (599 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:10 AM
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13. they left out Jared the Subway guy
I wish like hell he would get fat again...
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:15 AM
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14. Finally, someone calls Star Jones out.
I'm so sick of her. Ughhh....
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MistyBlue Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:23 AM
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15. What about Hannity?
I'd like to beat that A-hole Hannity to a pulp, and I'd like to use that anorexic Ann Coulter bitch as my weapon.
Sorry, I lost it for a second there.
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MistyBlue Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:32 AM
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17. Ken Mehlman should be on the list also.
Or should I say 'MARY' Mehlman?
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:28 AM
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16. I like number 4
I think the list is a little light on the RW nutjobs, but it's a good start.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:35 AM
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18. I must be old and uncool, I dont know half those people.
Is "steve" the guy thats harrassing Andy in the grave?
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IrateCitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:42 AM
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19. Hilarious. F***ing hilarious.
I really can't pick a favorite from the list, it seemed that almost ALL of them were filled with over-the-top bile and anger -- and none that I really disagreed with that much.
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kcass1954 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:43 AM
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20. #47 Pat Robertson
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 11:44 AM by kcass1954
"Someone must have just stated a fact to Robertson prior to the photo being taken. Facts are Pat Robertson's kryptonite. He hates them more than Jews, Gays, and Muslims combined."

That last statement could apply to many other RW nut cases as well.


edited for spelling
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MsConduct Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 11:56 AM
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21. How disappointing, I expected to see rove, cheney and bush in
the 3,2,1 positions. And I object to cats being on the list at all.
;(
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