Happy Flashback...Bill Hicks, 1992: "The Elephant is Dead!"

So what else happened, man? I'm over in fuckin' England and BUSH FUCKIN' LOSES! <Applause> Must have been a Secret Service plot to keep me out of the country the night he lost. To protect Bush, you know, his eardrums from shattering when I shriek with fuckin' laughter...AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!

He's dead! It's dead! The Republican beast is fuckin' dead! Twelve years of that rampaging Republican fuckin' elephant beast finally brought to it's knees! <crashing elephant noises> Yes, you're dead, you fucker! You fuck! You fuck! You're DEAD DEAD DEAD! We HATE YOU! HATE YOU! Now you know it? Now you feel it? Feel the fuckin' hate...feel it!

Call off your dogs! Call your little Vietnamese potbelly Rush Limbaugh back to your fold, you demon fuck! Bring Pat Buchanan back! <growling dog sounds> Call them back, YOU LOST!

Finally, that Republican beast elephant brought to it's fuckin' knees. 'Cause I feel like me and my friends and all the artists in the fuckin' country were like a little pygmy tribe shooting darts at that elephant for twelve years and finally...<elephant crashing noises> We do our little pygmy dance...<pygmy noises>

YES!





God, I wish he were still alive today.

And he's been dead for how long now?

Died in Feb. '94. :(

...was when he said that people who were "pro-life" should be protesting at funeral homes and cemeteries.

There are no comedians today who even come close to this guy. Maybe Chris Rock on his best day.

for anyone who wants to buy a Bill Hicks album with that material.

I didn't get to see that much Hicks before he passed. That is too funny.

:kick:

:rofl:

The way current events have that baby spinning we can solve
the energy crisis right there :-)

I can only imagine the thermonuclear explosions that he would produce in response to this administration.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. <cheers and boos> Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? <applause> Am I the only one?

Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just <whooshing sound> just stand around pissin' on him, and his little piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard?

"UUUUUUHHHH...UHHH, I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!" <applause>

"Well, how's that, Rush?"

Still can't get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush. She takes her pearls off, puts them up his ass. Then squats over him, undoes her gertle, her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees like some ball-less scrotum <eeks and screams from the audience>.

"UUUHHH, UUUHHH..."

She squeezes out a link into his mouth, finally his dick gets half-hard.

"OOOOOOHHH!"

A little clear bubble forms on the end with a maggot inside, the maggot pops the bubble and runs off and joins a pro-life group somewhere. <applause>

Am I the only one who sees that? Thank God I'm not alone. Thank God I had the insight to notice Rush Limbaugh is a scatmuncher. He munches scat.

"Jesus, Bill!"

I'm so proud of that little dark poetry there. It started, I came up with the word "scatmuncher" and immediately thought of Rush.

n/t

Enjoy.