Tomorrow the King will uplift the peasants

Bush will fly in on his trillion dollar jet, sucking up $600,000 and hour of taxpayer money that could be spent on water and food, and his billion dollar limos and billion dollar staff will cruise in and pose for his billion dollar bought-and-paid-for press corps. Then he'll make a ten cent speachification, hop back on his trillion dollar plane, sip a thousand dollar ice cold beer (oops...O'Douls, of course), wave out the window to the suffering masses, then call a press conference to tell us all how this has impacted his life, and how he knows it is hard, hard to be in a sichy-a-shun like this, cuz he's a compassionate man and this is a compassionate country.

Now watch me hit this drive.

He always seems to stock his audience with "pleasants". Those with the shit eating grins.