Insane Freeper rants at McDonalds

On base...

Let's see if I remember them all...

1. FDR was a communist, who knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen.
*If FDR knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen, why didn't any of the Republican presidents (Eisenhower, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush the Greater, Bush the Lesser) reveal this, and thereby discredit Liberalism's greatest leader?

2. The UN is 'The Beast' in Revelations.
*If you say though. But Chick says 'The Beast' is the Catholic Church.

3. The 9/11 attack is predicted in Revelations.
*Too bad nobody read Revelations and realized it, isn't it?

4. Bill Clinton was also a communist.
*If you say so.

5. George Bush was wrong to go to Iraq, but he had no choice since the Bible predicts that was going to happen, so it doesn't matter if he lied.
*It doesn't matter if HE lied, but Bill Clinton should have been removed from office for HIS lies...can you say 'double standard'? I knew you could.

7. Arnold Schwartzennegger will make a great governor; he was lying when he said he had lots of sex 20 years ago, and the 5-6 women who are accusing him now are paid Democratic party operatives...(NOTE: the 5-6 women who accused Bill Clinton are all legitimate and true accusations).
*I had fun with him on this one...I told him it didn't matter who won the recall, since all of them were liberals...and then pointed out how 'Arnie' was pro-choice, anti-gun, pro-gay, pro-union, etc. etc.

8. Ariel Shannon is a great leader, who will bring about destruction of Isreal (see Revelations).
*Great leaders destroy thier own countries?

9. 'Soon' a computer chip will be placed in your wrist or forehead, this is the 'mark of the beast' in Revelations.
*Too much time reading Revelations, not enough reading the Gospels.

10. Democrats want to overturn the 2nd amendment, the NRA says so. They want to do this in order to take power. And after you let them take your gun away, don't go crying to him for help.
*The NRA will say whatever it takes to get you to donate. And I have no need to cry to you for help, since I will just use my own gun.

11. The current Pope is the worlds best hope for stopping the anti-Christ; he's the one who caused the fall of the Soviet Union. However, the Soviets have infiltrated the Vatican, and the next Pope might BE the anti-Christ.
*Since the Pope is 'stacking the deck' to choose his own successor, either he's already under the influence of the Soviets or he's already countered this.

I'm hade too much fun with this guy, he didn't even know that USS Missouri wasn't even built yet when Pearl Harbor was attacked; he didn't seem to know that the Soviet Union fell 10 years ago; and using something to 'predict' something after it happens is pretty worthless as a prediction.

you just have to try to shrug it off for what it is: pure lunacy. That is the only way to survive a freeper encounter. Then take a long soapy shower.

I've got a zillion of those types out here in Nebraska!

The "End Timers" are getting ready for the Big One.

Too bad, they never seem to get it right.......

I look at these people as if they need a good jolt of reality, but the never seem to have the slightest notion that reality exists in the first place.

...these "end timers", was the economic boom in my county.

Late in 1999, around here, a bunch of folks bought up acreage in the back of beyond, paid their county fees, and built houses. Good friend of mine is in the renewable energy biz -- sold them a lot of "off-the-grid" stuff, solar panels, wind turbines, you name it.

Come January, the houses were all back on the market again -- often by banks that repo'd them. Funny thing, none of those guys thought they'd have to service the loans the following year... :eyes:

Anyhoo, a bunch of local realtors made money selling them again, this time at prices locals could afford. A bunch of local banks made out OK. A bunch of local merchants sold a bunch of water tanks and solar panels. And the local gov got all the fees. Nice little boom.

Loons. But as we say, they left behind American dollars.

Y2K didn't happen and they can't get into their basements anymore because of all the canned crap that stacked up everywhere.

But scary.

I was particularly interested in learning that the Pope is the anti-Christ, and how the women who accused Schwarzenegger are Democratic operatives.

Going off to reread Revelations now. How 'bout them Four Horsemen this weekend? Will they beat the spread?

Notre Dame's backfield?

"Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore, they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley and Layden."

--Grantland Rice

When there were no tight ends, and Knute said to the squad:
"There are only three things that can happen when you throw a pass. And two of them are bad."

And, my favorite.

"We are going back to the basics. This is a football. It is an oblate spheroid, a rubber bladder, inflated with air and covered with pig's skin. It is better to not be born than to drop one."

"Insane Freeper"

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There's gotta be a good joke for that punchline. :D

"To call a Freeper 'insane' is like calling the Pacific Ocean 'wet'. It's a true statement, but unneeded." - HHurricane, misquoting himself.

The chain of stupidity will continue for generations to come.

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I'm in the mood. Hey Hawker, I've been real busy this week, really only able to read the "headlines." Did I see that you set sail??

and returned the same day.

read Gore Vidal's "Dreaming War"....

Gordon Prange "At Dawn We Slept" and "Verdict of History".

And as I said, if there was ANY evidence that could be used to smear FDR about Pearl Harbor, one of the 6 Replutocan Presidents since then would have revealed it.

and I find it very, very unlikely that Roosevelt knew about it at all. It seems the Navy was expecting an attack in the Phillipines or malaya.
No serious historian seems to think that. It is more the tin hat brigade, and people with an ideological bone to pick.

and theres a lot of them realllllllly pissed off that jesus didnt come back in 2000...I followed the end timers forums all through 1999, and it was hysterical and terrifying that there are THAT many idiots in this country.
Unfortunately, a great many of them are in the * Regime.

The freepers never cease to amaze me. Yesterday, I was standing in the grocery store line and the woman behind me, who truly was mentally disabled...not a joke, she was obviously "not all there", she was reading the National Enquirer cover story.."Rush Limbaugh under investigation for buying drugs" or whatever it was.... she YELLS at the top of her lungs..."Oh, I don't believe that! No WAAAAY would he EVER do that!" I'm biting my tongue off because I REALLY wanted to give her a clue! She continues..."Oh, I just LOVE that man, I listen to him EVERY DAY!" :puke: "He's just not the "type" to buy drugs!" Trust me, my tongue was bleeding by the time I checked out! They are truly delusional!

Indeed, freepers all over the country are in deep denial right now.
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this is not a freeper but a bonafide religious fundy nutjob.

but the way he talked, I think he's a ex-Catholic who left the church because they were too liberal.

Clinton a communist? I don't think so! How can a pro-corporationist be a communist, socialist, pro-worker, or anything of the sort? (DMCA and NAFTA, did nothing for "corporate welfare" reform, doesn't sound like a communist to me...)

As for #8, Bush is allowing America to be destroyed.