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Seeker30 Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:18 PM
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Wondered how long this would take; my neighbor is blaming Clintons penis!
My dumbass christian Bush loving neighbor told me this morning if Clinton wasnt busy getting blowjobs he would have reinforced the levy's. Goddamn if she wasnt my neighbor.....
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:20 PM
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1. what do you expect
from the sheeple with half a brain?
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SkipNewarkDE Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:20 PM
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2. So.... What was President Dumbass...
...doing for the past five years?
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:21 PM
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NOT getting blown!
It clears one's 'head,' ya know... :silly:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:34 PM
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31. That explains Laura Lush's permanent expression
That particular type of what skin specialists call "Stepford Eyes" is most commonly a result of the musculative deformity caused by repeatedly saying, "You want me to suck whaaaat??"
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:47 PM
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40. I'm sure Condi is performing her "wifely duties" for her "husband"
She's just not telling Linda Tripp about it.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:51 PM
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42. She must not enjoy it
Since her face is permanently frozen in that Huey-from-"Boondocks" glare.

Except, one assumes, when she's purchasing shoes and other "leather goods." (Ahem.)
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:48 PM
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50. Yeah, the leather is a pretty good indication...
I would if she and Jeff Gannon team up or if they take turns....
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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:20 PM
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3. Ahaha - that's the busiest penis I've ever seen....
um...well...I haven't actually SEEN it - I'm sure the the Republicans just haven't thought of that yet. That thing should be pickled and put into the Smithsonian some day!
emdee
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:21 PM
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4. tonight, ste the hose properly, flood her yard, leave a sign
that says "Clinton was here"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:50 PM
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51. Actually a big glob of mayonaise would make a stronger statement
But of course that would be wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:14 PM
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54. write "Asshat lives here" in salt on her grass.
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Kni7es Donating Member (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:21 PM
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5. IF!
If it weren't for common decency, those people would become dumber from repeated strikes upside the head.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:21 PM
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6. kindly remind her
that Bush went to a fundraiser and played guitar on the day after the hurricane, when the levees broke. That his FEMA director had NO experience, and it showed during the first days of rescue, when he denied there were people waiting in the Convention Center.

Sorry, can't blame THAT on Clinton.

And the levee problems predate Clinton.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:21 PM
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7. yes, the blow jobs were so time consuming
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You should tell her that Clinton was great at multi-tasking: receiving a BJ, eating a slice of pizza, and talking to a congressperson on the phone all at the same time.

So if it were his job to reinforce the levy in NO he could have done it during a BJ no problem.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:29 PM
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23. Yes, having a 24 year-old suck mine could last two-three
minutes...
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:33 PM
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30. But could you multi-task as well as he did?
Few men have this ability in any arena, much less sex. :evilgrin:
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:26 PM
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47. Beyond holding an ear in each hand, no. n/t
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Katidid Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:38 PM
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49. ROTFLMAO
"an ear in each hand"...

:popcorn: :rofl:
:rofl: :popcorn:
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:33 PM
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28. LOL!! time consuming
:rofl:
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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:22 PM
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8. What did she expect him to do, put it in the dike?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:23 PM
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13. ....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:25 PM
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17. I almost can't resist making a Hillary joke here
and I LOVE Hillary! Just don't leave yourself open around a freeper with a line like that.
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FightingIrish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:50 PM
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41. I got so wrapped up in the visual imagery that I
overlooked the double entendre
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Seeker30 Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:32 PM
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27. Too funny
She is the only person that I keep my thoughts to myself. I just let her go on her rants and try to avoid her as much as possible. I know once I start putting my two cents in it very well could turn into a neighborhood war.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:42 PM
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36. Which Dyke? Ann Coulter? Michelle Malkin? Cheney's kid?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:05 PM
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58. sleezza
wears the, um, pants, when she and the bushturd couple
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:27 PM
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48. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:spray:

Thank you for THAT!! The first thing to make me actually laugh out loud in days! :hug:
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:22 PM
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9. HE WAS REINFORCING THE LEVEES, PROJECT WAS ON SCHEDULE FOR
COMPLETION THIS YEAR, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

BUSH CUT THE FUNDS FOR IT!

Had Clinton been paid attentio to, this disaster would have NEVER HAPPENED!!!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:53 PM
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53. Exactly Bush gave the money that was suppose to go to the Army
Corps of Engineers to the top 1% of wage earners (his base) in the disguise of a tax cut.
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Autonomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:22 PM
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10. Clinton accomplished more with his pants down than Bush has done
in his entire presidency.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:59 PM
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57. THAT my friend, needs to be on a bumpersticker!!
:rofl:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:22 PM
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11. Ask her this
Is she really mad at president clinton for what he did how many years ago, or the fact that she finally realizes that Bush's christianity is a phoney as three dollar bill and she's upset with herself for votting for the chimp.
Unless she could be mad for not being on the recieving end of the pennis in question.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:22 PM
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12. The most powerful penis in the world
seems to still be in control. Imagine that.

If Bush hadn't been so busy playing guitar and eating cake maybe he could have allowed all the Red Cross people in to NO in time to save a few lives. But, no. He must balance his life.
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:23 PM
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14. Ok, so Clinton didn't reinforce the levees.
Great.

And Shrub did what about it in the last five years either?

If I hear one more argument about Bill Clinton I think I might hit someone. I didn't even like the guy.

ATTENTION LURKING FREEPERS: JUST BECAUSE BILL CLINTON DID SOMETHING BAD DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE BAD THINGS YOUR GUYS DO ARE OK! BAD CLINTON DOES NOT EQUAL GOOD CHIMPY.
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nyhuskyfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:24 PM
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15. Hey. He was in his office.
He didn't go on a five-week blowjob vacation.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:24 PM
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16. I'd move! LOL
What a maroon! Just like their Glorious Leader, placing the blame else where! And if Pinhead wasn't so busy clearing brush and biking and fishing maybe he would have had time to fix the levies. See how that works?
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EarlG ADMIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:26 PM
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18. Good grief
Well, I suppose he could have gone straight down to New Orleans and flung his penis into the breach. It is super-powerful after all.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:43 PM
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37. And infinitely expansive, too.
:shrug:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:43 PM
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38. Kilin' me.
ROTFLMAO:rofl:
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:27 PM
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19. Move. n/t
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:28 PM
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20. Your poor neighbor
Think how twisted and warped she must be to have to ineptly defend the negligent homicide of this Administration.
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SlowDownFast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:28 PM
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21. You should just get her a dildo and etch Property of Bill Clinton
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 04:30 PM by utopiansecretagent
on it. Give it to her and tell her she can take all her frustrations out on it, so you wouldn't ever have to hear her complain about Bill Clinton again.
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:13 PM
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45. Need to include something for her to
whack it with, too, a couple times a day.
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Garbo 2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:29 PM
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22. That doesn't explain why George didn't fix the levees or send help asap.
They seem to think Clinton's been president and the Dems have controlled congress for the last 4 years....
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:30 PM
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24. Oh my, this must be the newest right wing talking point, all the others
have failed. I am laughing beyond belief at this pathetic attempt of 'some' to save their guy's sorry ass. I am counting how many of this meme show up today, so far I have counted at least two.
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tmooses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:31 PM
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25. Good luck, Seeker, with your neighbor. I have come to the conclusion
that no matter where you live there are those who are so disconnected from reality or refuse to open their minds to any kind of alternate information. There is absolutely NOTHING you can do to change these people's minds. I know it's sad and frustrating but I have just written these close-minded individuals and choose to have political discussions with someone who at least has a grasp of events and a reasonable open mind.
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Wizard777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:32 PM
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26. The Pen Is in Bush's hand. He signed away thousands of lives and a City.
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:33 PM
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29. god, we have just GOT to stop being POLITE to these people
tell her she is IGNORANT and walk away
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:35 PM
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32. Tell him we have "Dick" for VP
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:37 PM
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33. what was W's excuse the last 5 years
is that blow job going on?


:eyes:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:40 PM
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34. We're all wearing the blue dress this time.
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CityZen-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:42 PM
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35. Clinton The Supreme Stud!
Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 04:43 PM by CityZen-X
he is so virile that he continues to screw over millions of brain dead Bushites!
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Perky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:46 PM
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39. Wll in fact there is a perverse logic here,
Perhaps if clinto had kept it tucked away,,, al gor would have been presideent... 9/11 would not have happened.....the Iraq war woud not have happened....we would still be in the black...and Katrina....oh wait.... I guess that migh have regardless.

Personally I blame the Butterfly ballot in Palm Beach... but perhaps it is Bills sclong that got us this presidetn and this fiasco.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:54 PM
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43. I often wonder if Clinton is aware
that his Mighty Member (tm) is such an obsession with a good part of the country?

It's after eleven -- do you know where your penis is?
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:17 PM
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46. In rapepublicanville, they say, "It's etleven o'clock - do you
know what time it is?"
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:50 PM
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55. (crowd) IT'S CLENIS REPORT TIME! *wild applause and cheering*
Yes, it's time for the ever-popular Clenis Report, where we here at Faux News chronicle the Daily Doings of that Wacky Willie! Tonight, from Toledo, a report on the Terrible Tube Steak terrorizing the local Taco Tico...

(fade to black, announcer VO)

Coming this fall to your local Faux News station...
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 09:03 PM
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61. Thou hast talents beyond thy station...
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Katidid Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 05:50 PM
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52. Buns_of_Fire
Oh God! - now that is funny! your name!!! LOL
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 06:54 PM
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56. Why, thank you. I think I was drunk when I made it up.
The "a man came down on a flaming pie" explanation was already taken. :shrug:
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 04:59 PM
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44. He must have heard the Diane Rheim Show yesterday...
Caller blamed this on Poppy's fucking with the wetlands. ReTHUGlican mouthpiece said "well, you know, whatever the FIRST Bush did, Clinton had EIGHT years to un-do it..."

Yes, and Dim Son Il Douche has had FIVE years to fix it.

Whatever they blame Clinton for, remind them that Bill has been out of office for FIVE YEARS.....
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onecent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:07 PM
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59. Just tell her Bush NEEDS a blowjob.
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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-03-05 07:10 PM
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60. Tell her that if she asks Clinton for sex, she might get it - she's
obviously so UNBELIEVABLY obsessed with his manhood.
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