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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 06:56 AM
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A little gift reply for Fundy Katrina/Abortion Spam
God's Wrath for Shrimp Murder

"The image of the hurricane . . . with its eye already ashore at 12:32 p.m. Monday, August 29, looks like a boiled shrimp tail facing to the left (west). "Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly eaten cocktail."



Louisiana is responsible for about 70% of Gulf small shrimp murder.
Repent!

:evilgrin:
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 06:57 AM
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1. Oh that one belongs on the Onion!
BRILLIANT!

:yourock:
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DIKB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:00 AM
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2. LOL
You almost made me spit on my keyboard !!! :spray:
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Alamom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:01 AM
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3. That explains Alabama being hit.
We also kill shrimp for a living. :blush:
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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:03 AM
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4. I think it is something else
check out http://www.godhatesshrimp.com

The same book of the bible that fundies quote re: homosexuality has a whole lot to say on the eating of shellfish.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:10 AM
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5. Apparently, I'm on to something.
:think:
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:11 AM
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6. It's all those dirty shrimp eaters that brought this on America.
:sarcasm:
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 08:15 AM
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7. Leviticus SAYS
Edited on Sun Sep-04-05 08:16 AM by mzteris
Leviticus 11

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.


GOD HATES SHRIMP!!

Edit to remove lipsmacking smilie that occurred spontaneously (hmmmmmmmmm........)
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 08:18 AM
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8. God's wrath against Red Lobster!
I've also seen pics of the "Shock and Awe" Bush inflicted upon Baghdad and a couple of the more famous photos contain pics in which the explosions look remarkably similar to that of Katrina.

BTW, has anyone pointed out to that ignoramus that the colors in that pic of Katrina aren't real?
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 09:47 AM
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9. Darn, and just when I was thinking it kinda looked like Pac-Man:


Well, OK, it's a bit of a reach, but if you colored him orange and gave him a tail...

GOD HATES 1980s VIDEO GAMES!
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 09:48 AM
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10. LOL - that's hilarious
gotta get that out there.
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BlueStateGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 10:58 AM
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11. God Hates Shrimp!!!
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 05:21 PM
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12. So Long and Thanks For All The Shrimp!
We're sorry that it came to this!

For the afternoon readers.
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