uh-oh, I *might* be going to jail

I posted a little bit ago about my friend's daughter's report of what her priest said today about our responsibilities to the gulf region's people. Outside a bit ago the blow hard neighbor started on the "its their own fault, they can't blame Bush*, Bush* is trying hard and hurting"

I was provoked enough to say (finally) that if Bush* would like to "hurt" I'd be happy to slap the damn smirk off his face.

He's calling the Secret Service---nothing more dangerous in America today than a middle-aged woman with an open fist who is over 3000 miles away I guess. My husband said that he guessed that the SS has so many similar calls at the moment that they are likely concentrating on real threats from people a bit closer. Still, if a "legal fund" appeal is issued from this username soon, its my husband and I'm in Gitmo or something...

But, you know? I really don't care: Bring it on!

I'm ready!

who said on national television that she would punch Bush in the head, "literally", if he tried to pass blame to local authorities again.

She ought to!

And I agree: BRING IT ON!

:loveya:

Her brother Mitch and her dad Moon are awesome too! :)

I'm gonna tell on you... nya!

At least in his own eyes. I believe he's a major freeper

He is pissed about gas prices and that is the fault of ...."the Democrats in Congress" -0----no, I don't know the crazy reasoning about that, I shut the window when he was regaling someone about that. I've heard enough crazy-talk for one day already.

Sounds like that guy was born a few decades too late.
He would make a perfect Nazi. I would buy him a peaked cap for Xmas.

Warn the neighbors!!! What a fucking ratfink stoolie!!!

neener neener neener :rofl: :rofl:

A bitchslap to Shrub's smirk would be worth it.

Besides, from what I've noticed, Bush's base is mostly made up of chickenhawks.. all talk and no walk.

Sue

Well, then, we'll all make sure it gets well-publicized throughout the country. Because that is just beyond ludicrous if that happens. Your neighbor has the brains of a slug and is vindictive to boot. He knows he lost the argument, so he wants revenge. I hope he gets kicked in the teeth by the SS.

If one showed up here in TX, I'd tell him to get his federal able-bodied self to the gulf and start pulling people off roofs. I'm that mad at this point and don't believe that I will ever forgive anyone involved with this that could have done one more thing. Never.

I hope there IS a hell. I truly hope so.

It was worth the laugh!

"if Bush* would like to "hurt" I'd be happy to slap the damn smirk off his face."

Its time for all conservatives, liberals, libertarians progressives and others to stand as one, and we will drive this dispicable virus from our land for good.

Shatter their last remaining political straws.... :mad: :mad: :mad:

all of them need a good ass kicking ....

Bush mugging for the cameras and turning to black girls he was hugging
so that his act of love would be caught. They are without morals
and decency.


/print

photo op bastard!

golf on Tuesday?

*yummy*

and fishing while tens of thousands of Americans died. :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

him playing golf on Tuesday and put it alongside pictures of the suffering and devastation going on at the same time, like a couple of people did yesterday with the pic of him licking frosting off his fingers on Monday, and then strumming a guitar. We can print those out as flyers and posters, also, everywhere and anywhere we can.

...Be a patriot, turn in your neighbors" policy.

We all will, I guess. Free speech - it's a human right.

Tell your neighbor to go fuck himself.

I'll bet there's a waiting list for visits from the SS.

he probably found a willing sheep, or maybe even a first cousin.

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NOT!

:puke:

:sarcasm:

punch him today on ABC.

Look, they can't arrest everyone who wants to bitchslap Bush, so let's pick a day on the calendar and call it National Bitchslap Bush day. We could have set up effigies of W and charge people $5 to give him a good bitchslap and donate the money to the victims of Katrina. Might be fun.

5 slaps for $5.00

let us set it up using the "internets." Next Sunday @ 1:00 PM

we could have the whole thing up and going in no time.

We could charge $25 per slap and wipe out the national debt! (And rebuild New Orleans completely... And give $15,000 to every victim of Katrina... And pay for health care for every person in the U.S.... And give every citizen a guaranteed $25,000/year income... And guarantee a retirement annuity of 14,500 per year... And...) :evilgrin:

(Oops. 'Scuse me. There's someone pounding at the door...)

slapped your blow hard neighbor as well. Sort of a 2 fer 1-er. O8)

I don't know if your post is funnier than the Bitch slap day upthread! :rofl:

To the OP: forgetaboutit! Just tell the SS that your neighbor belongs in the mental ward...he just escaped. After all it's his word against yours and he sounds as psycho as they come!

Sorry--I really am NOT making light of our situation.

If I was gonna go to jail for making a threat of some kind, by gawd, I would sure want to smack the snot out of the asswipe neighbor that pushed me to that point in the first place...

At what point does the asshole in the WH become responsible for anything? Can you at least ask your neighbor that question for me?



Laura

My husband said that---he called it "cathartic proxy slapping"


On the other hand, the guy IS a regular at every "gun and knife show" that rolls through the entire western half of Texas so it might wiser to just avoid him---on the other hand, he's moving to Arkansas next week (sorry for those of you there---we lose a freeper, you gain one) because...."Texas is getting to liberal"
you need to translate that into the real reason: "I'm unemployed and that is the Democrats'fault" Good luck Arkansas!

The phrase "developmentally disabled" springs to mind. Will he be taking the short bus to Arkansas?

and unless you seem really radical then that will be that.

to tell them a REALLY TALL TALE and lies about the situation.

Otherwise, they'll prolly just shrug it off and maybe even laugh.

edit: I wouldn't stress about it, I really wouldn't. SS are pretty smart people, despite the asshole they're protecting. They've been getting increasing calls like this ever since fuckwad took office and divided America, I'd bet.

Every year no less than 15 insanely stupid students at the university I work for email death threats to the WH (doesn't matter who is in charge - it happend when Clinton was in office, too). The Secret Service shows up, finds the student in question, asks them if they really want to kill the president, and then they leave.

The only time anyone was ever arrested was a student who not only answered "Yes" to the above question but also had three fully automatic rifles in his dorm room and seemed quite intent on a killing spree. Oddly enough, he wasn't charged with a threat against the President, but for violating firearms laws within Washington DC. That was about 9 years ago.

You'll get your visit and you'll be done with it.

Like a billion other threads on this forum its information about life in the republic these days. That some idiot with connections thinks in his delusional defense of the status quo that is raping the Constitution and the society daily that the response to a frustrated statement is to call the authorities and claim a threat.

Frankly, I didn't know you only got an "interview" because I've never been involved in anything like that. Sorry to have disturbed your Sunday.

This is a forum for expressing frustrations too - the ignore key is a wonderful feature.

People who call a post or a thread pointless and then take the time to respond to said post/thread. What the heck...?!


:hug:

If the SS responds to his call, ** has gone over the edge.

Any woman with a heart and her own sons is thinking the same thing. And there are millions of us. Can the SS interview us all?

Your neighbor sounds sick, really. And we should all keep each other informed of the threats the Fascists make. If you DO go to jail, have your hubby post the details. I'll guarantee DUers will show up outside that jail and protest til they let you out. If you live close enough, I sure as hell will be there to defend you. :hug:

I hope it makes you feel a bit better to know there are so many sympathetic ears/eyes around here!

:hug:

that if you were worried about breaking laws, you wouldn't want to broadcast it. Nothing more, nothing less.

human sharing and moral support. Try it. You were rude.

So is anyone evil enough to still support the piece of shit in light of his actions (or inactions, as the case may be). What kind of a leader dodges responsiblility for everything and expects the people to shoulder that burden as well as their own?

The big bad conservative can't defend his god-king on his own, he has to go running to his nanny-state government to do it for him.

If he had any balls, he wouldn't go crying to the authorities; a real man, a real American, would take care of the problem himself.

What a loser, he has to go running to mommy when he feels threatened.

wasting the SS's time with petty vindictiveness. How patriotic!

The Secret Service can send somebody to visit "a middle-aged woman with an open fist who is over 3000 miles away", but they can't get water and food to the NOLA Convention Center? They can't get buses and boats in and get these people OUT?? They couldn't get somebody to save the mother of the guy who runs the Jefferson Parrish Emergency Building WHO DROWNED FRIDAY NIGHT???

We are fucked.

Tell your neighbor to watch the last minute of this video (MTP interview with Jefferson Parrish President)
http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=39D44TQZEXE632ASCA2EEL0ZIL

Here's a thread that needs to be kicked, nominated, and blasted everywhere:http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4626138

I keep wondering if they have set up a stakeout on me sometimes, and are across the street with a parabolic mike set up to catch every time I call the bastard a name!

As for your neighbor, I hope to hell he/she isn't an asshole "Christian" because if they are, I hope they are planning in camping out in hell.

It HAS gotten to the point where our right of free speech is being impeded upon--can you imagine 10 years ago, when every fucking rotten to the core conservative was wishing that Clinto was dead? No one harassed them, no one locked them up at an offshore prison and let them rot. Too bad--sometimes I think we would have been better off doing that to them then, instead of subjecting this entire country to the shit we're currently living with.

And when a conservative says we still have the right of free speech, we need to ignore them, and call the TIPS line to hand over a tip that they own a 2 barreled shotgun loaded with hand made steel tipped assault bullets or something--just enough to rain a little terror over THEIR heads as they will have done unto you.

Stupid Asshole. Every time I see him or hear his voice I say "stupid asshole." I'm certain my dog believes that is his name. She's a pretty smart dog.

everytime anyone says "bush" around her. It's a hoot when people come over and we demonstrate it. I did it with a clicker and treats. She looks vicious, too, growls her ass off.

You should try to hook up a web-video of it...>]

I'm sure we'd all love to see that!

:rofl:

trouble if he lies.

I feel a 1968-type period on the way. All I can say is "bring it on."

atonement upon our Glorious Leader doesn't deserve to call themselves American.

People are dying right now and that's what your piece of shit neighbor says? Tell them there's a good number in New Jersey that would gladly do more to both them and the Chimp than bitchslap them. Ask 'em if they've ever seen the Sopranos. We don't fool around.

and then calmly explain to them the facts of life. That's what I plan to do. They can look at all my files and my harddrive as much as they want. Then they too can learn the truth about what is going on in this country and who the real Americans are.

should worry - that is if I lived next door.

How high are you allowed to build UGLY fences between properties?

And what kind of posters or signs are you allowed to put on your property facing his property?

}( :evilgrin:

:(

My neighbor, an ardent bush supporter at one time, now says he won't vote GOP again because of the screwing we got from the neo-con movement.

Talk about someone who needs to be slapped...

There is a comedian who does a routine about little kids when they say they're going tell on somebody that they sing it "I'm going to tell on Joey".
I could just hear the freep singing I'm going to call the ss.

If the Secret Service that has become the new Schutzen Staffel of the world can be called for wanting to get you for wanting to slap the smirk off that Bastard's face than they'd better come and get me too. For I am between 17-40 years old and of Middle-Eastern descent and have thought and contingensized about doing a lot worse things to Buganiish (conjugation of russian curse-word that you don't want to know what it means). Than they had better come and get me too. They'd certainly be more justified in coming to get me than you.

Only;

- Less Intelligent

- Less Competent

- And with no sense of clothing.

You can lie about what HE SAID and DID too. That's what the Repub licans do.

him, too.

Think anybody will call the Secret Service on a United States Senator?

Nothing to worry about - we all want to slap * at this time. Incompetent fool.

regarding my constitutional rights like they've never SEEN. It would be ugly. I'll bail ya out, as long as your dangerous ass aint in Gitmo.

if I'm in Gitmo, there won't be no bail to be raised!

And the reason he's calling the SS is because you're blowing the whistle on him...better start playing hardball with this clown...

They may fight to win.

We should be prepared to fight to KILL!

Give no quarter to this freeper scum. THEY have declared war on us.

She said the same thing on a morning gabfest.

:sarcasm:

You poor thing..I mean to even have a neighbor that would do that.

That's why a little while ago I qualified my statement on blitzer's head needing to be on a spike along with the bushwa with "metaphorically".

You would like to "metaphorically" slap the Smirk off of smirk's ugly face. :)

with the voice over "President Bush is deathly afraid he won't be able to protect himself from being bitch-slappled by this woman. As a child of privilege, he has been protected from the ass-kicking he so richly deserves by a phalanx of family friends and flunkies."

we're a dangerous group, you know,,,,

I've never fought, I don't know how to fight, but I'd be willing to try to slap that smirk off too!!!

You sure have a way with words. I might be going to jail..Legal fund..husband..Gitmo or someplace.. I"m tired and that hit my sarcasm funny bone. LOL

YOU GO GIRL! BRING IT ON. You did good. I might have told the snarky neighbor where to "get off" too. :evilgrin:

I can NOT share with you what I told MY neighbor about the whole damn DC neocons. Fortunately my neighbor felt the same way.

We've got your back, WD

from the pay Phone..

he was schitzophrinic.. and paranoid.. i bet the Feds showing up with 50 cops really ruined his day..

hardly constitutes a realistic, serious and dangerous threat to the president. I might be extremely naive, but my first reaction is that the secret service has better things to do than to chase down every flip comment made during a very emotion-laden event. Your neighbor is the one who is going to look like a hateful freak for even bothering to report it. :hug:

it was the fear. Everyone who oppose could be the next victim, and when fear drives people crazy, you sceal others to safe your own life...


The same nowatdays in iraq.

junior in the chops.

no real threat to the President, but made a false report to the Secret Service anyway. WTF is wrong with her head anyway?

Here: I would like to smack the smirk off of George Bush's face. It would not be a slap either, it would be the nastiest ugliest punch I could muster, blood would be spurting from a badly broken nose.

I'm ready to go anytime. Bring it on.

There's about 200,000,000 other people they would have to "investigate" first before they get to you...and we know how fast this administration moves on anything.

ROCK ON! :yourock:

thank you so very much. On the other hand, if they knew what I actually said to my husband and he replied, we'd both be in jail by this afternoon.

My idiot neighbor in this reddest of red states and cities (I'm in the idiot boy king's 'home town') I'm sure did call the SS and I'm ready to repeat what I said to him. They want to arrest me for that? They are welcome to do so.

thanks so much for the generous offer and the support. Its DU at its best.

I really would like to know what kind of hold Bush have on these bushbots.

hee hee

But seriously, in all likelyhood the worst they'll do issend someone over to ask a few questions. A 'threat' to slap isn't exactly in the same ballpark as even an empty threat to kill.

My neighbor was so outraged by my "slap" comment he told his usually ideological reliable neighbor on the other side of him.

That second guy (we called him Mr. W04) told him a bit more dramatically what *he'd* like to do today. Seems that Mr. W04 (on every damn vehicle in that driveway) was *actually* outside scraping them off when our outraged neighbor came to report (get this) my "treason."

Its cold-comfort-day for a few of the King's supporters it seems. He told Mr. W04 that he was "added to the list the Secret Service is going to hear about" We just invited Mr. W04 to come by for a beer when he finishes cleaning those cars---he *might* be angrier than any of us. Nothing like a convert for strong feelings. Seems he has a sister volunteering in Houston who has told him a thing or two that she has heard. Meanwhile, our angry man is home phoning the SS on us all.

What a world.

It sounds like he's teetering on the edge of sanity, to be SO fixated on something you said that you're obviously never even going to have the opportunity to do.

What a maroon.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm telling you, this is not "stay the course" time any more. I heard from a redneck Bush yesterday that "we can't get rid of him fast enough". I wonder how angry * is at his incompetent staff now :rofl:

Glad your situation worked out in such a gratifying way - enjoy the day!

- he's probably a well-known crank to everyone in authority.

Meanwhile, it's hilarious (but sad) that it took this to wake up "Mr. W04." Better late than never I guess.

You're right - there's no one more zealous than a convert. Mr. W04 has had an epiphany and come towards the light. It CAN happen! His sister is to be commended not only for her volunteer work, but for helping her brother face reality. :patriot:

Meanwhile, Mr. DumberThanDubya is making enemies faster than he can report them. Bummer. :evilgrin:

I bet that made your day, huh?

now they will.

If the SS picked you up for saying you wanted to punch *, in no time there will millions of us calling our newspapers and legislators to say we want to punch him, too!

so far no legal fund needed but I'm getting hilarious PMs about what people have heard others say in public so I'm guessing my dangerous "slap" is pretty far down the violence/threat list.

Still, I stand by it. I'll never get the chance but its a cathartic fantasy nonetheless.

hey, jail would suck more) and give youself a black eye. Then, if the cops come calling, lay on the floor when they come to the door and moan real loud like youre really F'd up. Then blame him. They'll arrest him, and you're free to leave town.

someone else suggested "stab yourself a little"---I'd prefer the black eye frankly. I think I'm going with the "oh no, did that pedophile next door call because I said I was turning him into the police!!!!"

let 'em sort that out---

how do you stab yourself "a little" :rofl:

My husband said: "that's the most disturbing thing I've heard since this started"

Oh, and, he assures me that if I get sent to Gitmo: he'll wait for me!

(Actually, he's a good guy given to black humor and just brought cookies home from the store incase, he says, we need to entertain the SS---his plan is to have cookies and tea ready to go. Lightest moment we've had in a week.)

are ALL out of control

She can call them on me too since I also wanted to smack the smirk off his face this morning.

Because I would also like to slap that smirk off Bush's face!

Tammy

he ACTUALLY said he was going to go call the Secret Service?

I would have laughed in his stupid face.

When I worked as a shipper at night, this truck driver walks up to my window to get his BOL's and the first words out of his mouth were:

'Somebody ought to shoot that Clinton'

This was back when Bill was the pres. My mouth hung open because I had never heard anyone in my life threaten the life of a president before. I did tell him that it didn't matter whether he liked him or not, to say something like that is wrong. It shut him up and he got his paperwork and left pretty fast.

because he was in desperate need of a BJ, but wasn't getting any.

assist him with bullying, but the people of Louisiana are on their own?

He's a double-asshat, my sympathies on having him so near.

Unless the little punkpisser lies about what you said, you'll be fine.

that's why our wonderful Government can't respond to national disasters for four or five days, they have to check up on citizens who say bad things about Bush. After all, how can you place a petty hurricane and a few hundred thousand hungry and thirsty citizens , on the same level as a neighbor who says she'd like to slap Shrub? One really must set ones priorities, ya know -

I seem to remember him making vague threats in Clinton's direction if Then-Pres. Clinton decided to visit North Carolina.

But, of course, DRAAFR. (Different Rules Always Apply For Republicans).

to "slap that smirk off his face." You'll be in good company.

I imagine when the secret service (who are just doing their job, but likely cannot stand *'s ass) receive a phone call from yet another whining freeper claiming to know "a lady that wants to bitch slap the chimp" they are just going to laugh their asses off and say "another one?"

And then your neighbor will get a slap on the wrist for making silly prank phone calls while high on meth.

he'd be puree.

I wouldn't worry one bit about your neighbor - although you might suggest he lay off the Koolaid for a while.

I wouldn't worry about it...

I loved it when she said that in the chopper...I jumped out of my chair and clapping so hard...now my hands hurt...it's hard to type...

Your neighbor is moving to Arkansas. :)

As for Mr. W04, offer him some WD-40 to remove the adhesive from his bumpers.

The most they'll do is interview you and decide you are not a real threat. I wonder if they can even find time to do that. They are likely kept busy with more serious threats.

Also, if your neighbor is also going to report Mr. W04, I think they'll notice a "trend". I wonder how many times he has called in the past.

Good luck, and keep us posted.

I hope they didnt grab you outta your bed in the middle of the night.

through my nearly insane level of disgust and anger---before the SS can track me down to punish my "slappomania" I'll likely blow a blood vessel.

I fear what that idiot is really up to today in LA.

that German new report about how that entire phot op by BU$H was TOTALLY STAGED. TOTALLY. They loaded up the "food distribution center" that he appeared at as SOON as he left and just left those people there. They set it up, took his picture, and then disassembled it and left when he left. :puke:

and highlight all the parts about nieghbors spying and reporting each other for 'thought-crimes'.

Being a Repub, your neighbor couldn't find his own ass with both hands, let alone a number to call for the Secret Service.
Besides, they best be calling up as many agents as possible to guard the Idiot Son.

Methinks someone out there might find a reason to blame him. :sarcasm:

Make sure that you tell them that the best thing that THEY could do for America would be to take matters into their own hands... I'll leave it at that.

MojoXN