RW'ers, where are you?

I hear RW Media Head complain and complain.

They say "Where is all the Liberal support?"

"I bet all the people in NO are Liberals!"

Listen up!

No more complaining RW'ers, it's time to help.

Rush Limbaugh, you do a cannonball into the water. This will disperse enough of the water to allow patching of the levees.

Ann Coulter, you can stop the fighting. You accuse everybody of being Cowards and saying that a baseball bat is a good tool to take care of them. They'll put down their weapons to enter into a 'civil debate' with you.

Pat Robertson, you will improve the economy. You give everybody a diamond from your 'humanitarian works' with Operation Blessing.

Michelle Malkin, you will stop the looting. Run around spouting crazy ideas and that people need to be put in internment camps. Everybody will be so concerned about putting you in a mental hospital that they won't have time to loot.

Anyone else need to help?

...of the sick and injured, and mAnn Coulter can singlehandedly disperse all the "armed thugs" by turning them to stone with her hideous mug. Bill O'Lielly will likely arrive and offer to loofah all the women's breasts, but I doubt there will be any takers, eve if those poor souls ARE dying for a shower.

and Bill Bennett can do all his gambling there.

Pitch in, people!