so is Cheney crying in the corner of a bunker praying for a heart attack.?

sam sarrha

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:21 PM
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so is Cheney crying in the corner of a bunker praying for a heart attack.?

:shrug: where is he...??? Dubya will run down if Cheney doesnt wind him up every day...

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mitchum

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:24 PM
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1. No, but I am...well, not the "crying in the corner of a bunker" part...

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hippiechick

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:26 PM
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2. No he's in (ahem) 'negotiations' with Halliburton to rebuild NOLA ...

... all the fucker can ever see is the bling-bling ...

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sam sarrha

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:34 PM
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4. he has plans to steal the pennies off his eyes in his own coffin..

there is the sufi story about the rich man that couldn't get all the peasants money because they saved pennies to cover the eyes of the dead..

so the Rich tyrant gets a coffin and a shroud and plays dead.. to steal the last pennies..

the peasants quickly recognize him thru his disguise and they all gather around and place the pennies on his eyes.. then say, "thank you for this opportunity to be generous."

they then slam the cover on the casket and nail it shut and bury him.

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Spike from MN

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:31 PM
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3. Gee, and I thought he was having lunch with Rehnquist.

Or maybe that was just wishful thinking on my part.

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sam sarrha

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:35 PM
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5. dreamer... the eternal optimist

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katinmn

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:38 PM
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6. he had lunch with him yesterday, right before he pulled the plug

:rofl:

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thjay

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Sun Sep-04-05 11:40 PM
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7. I think Dick's dead...

...or in a vegetative state.

I told my husband two days ago I thought Dick was dead. Then last night I read some articles and pictures that said Dick was found. Tonight I have gone back through my history and everything is gone. AP had a picture of him but now it is not there. Buzzflash linked to that AP photo but their link is gone as well.

The DIck was supposed to be planning a trip to Canada but now it is canceled.

What the hell? I think maybe I was right.

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