A day in the life of... - Democratic Underground

ck4829

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Mon Sep-05-05 09:37 AM
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A day in the life of...

"I woke up this morning and I got ready for another beautiful day at CNN. At least it was beautiful, until I got my coffee.

My coffee was cold... Somewhere THEY struck, this is an act of terrorism by... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!

I then got in my car to go to work, it WON'T START!!!!!! UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!!

I got a ride from Wolf Blitzer, but we were looking for a parking spot for half an hour, I then told him that the reason he couldn't find a spot was because of... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!

So here I am, Lou Dobbs, telling you that if your coffee is cold, your car won't start, and you can't find a place to park, it might be because of... the UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!!!!"

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Cooley Hurd

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Mon Sep-05-05 09:40 AM
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1. Not to mention he got indigestion from a orange picked by...

UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!

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