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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:35 PM
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Wanna see something scary??
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 01:41 PM by SoCalDem
Hurricane history...

Incidentally the first hurricane i experienced was also the first year they actually started naming them women's names..(Florence 1953)..we got the peripheral winds..no landfall in panama.. It rains so much there, we only really knew about it when we heard it on the radio,,. we drove to a favorite beach and parked on a cliff and watched the HUGE waves..The convertible top leaked and we all got fairly drenched.. winds were only in the 70's where it "hit" us:)


this link has ALL tropical storms & hurricanes since they started keeping records

http://stormcarib.com/climatology/WCAR_all_car.htm

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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:37 PM
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1. I blame the gays...
All of this is because there are gays somewhere doing something at some point.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:38 PM
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2. And as you can see the image looks like a
rainbow flag waving in the wind in a very gay way.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=106&topic_id=22507&mesg_id=22507

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http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/electionreform.htm
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:43 PM
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8. This place cracks me up!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:46 PM
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20. Weird. I find this place keeps me from cracking up.
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:49 PM
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22. Too funny. But then again, they do blow things pretty well sometimes..
hurricanes, you big silly! get your mind out of the gutter.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:51 PM
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24. :^P *lol*
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:39 PM
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3. Why do you hate America?
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:00 PM
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15. I don't I hate the Hurricanes, we can't let them win...
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Hatalles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:53 PM
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30. "It's better to fight the Hurricanes over there than over here..."
We need to track 'em down and smoke 'em out of their caves!
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 10:35 PM
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39. Cuz the 'canes
will take our guns, an' make our women git them commie A-bortions.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:55 PM
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31. Have you shopped?? If you don't go to the mall, the hurricanes win
:P
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:39 PM
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4. Aw, you're just saying that because of the rainbow colors in that chart.
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are_we_united_yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 10:28 PM
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38. Wrong!
It's Clinton's fault.

:crazy:
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:41 PM
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5. Much better break down here
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:53 PM
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12. I've seen that one too.. I liked the fact on mine that it went
chronologically from the beginning, and the graphic shows just how "full" the map is
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:42 PM
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6. What? Can'tcha see the fetus?
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FULL_METAL_HAT Donating Member (673 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:43 PM
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7. And here's atlantic region ... for another view


From: http://stormcarib.com/climatology/ATLN_all_atl.htm



FEMA Brown looks at the picture above and says "how can you make hide or hair from that?? Hey I got an idea, lets go for margaritas!" ;)

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K-W Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:45 PM
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9. War on Africa is the only option. EOM
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Mairead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:48 PM
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10. I was just thinking the same thing :-) (nt)
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FULL_METAL_HAT Donating Member (673 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:48 PM
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11. Mr. Brown here's the track plot for Bahamas \ Turks & Caicos Region


FEMA Brown: Jaysus I gotta tell you folks, that aint nuthin but a mess! I need another drink!! Ain't nuthin like this with them Arab horses ... Y'all must be pulling my leg!
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auracat Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:56 PM
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14. oh beautiful. i like those better than pollock
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:01 PM
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33. Really?
I prefer flounder, myself.
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:10 PM
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16. Hey -- rotate that baby so that the bottom is the right side
You'll see the silhouette of Jesus emerging from the screen!

I hope you have Paypal so you can start collecting tithes.
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auracat Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:55 PM
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13. they're coming from liberia?????
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ToolTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:44 PM
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17. Bush was right,
they are coming from Liberia and Liberia is in Africa! We have to take shock and awe to Africa so we don't have to fight gays in the streets of New York and New Orleans, and those other New places. Were gonna catch us some and pull their toenails out and have our way with them until they confess who the ringleaders are! Bring em on! Ya Hoo! We'll wire up their genitals and stick flashlights up there asses and show those gays a thing or two about being real amerikans! Then we'll shove wadded up copies of the Constitution down their throats until they say "yo my daddy!"
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:45 PM
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19. LMAO
:rofl:

Thanks you, thanks all on this thread - i needed a laugh. We ALL need a laugh.

:toast:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:03 PM
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28. Ewwwwwww
You're an evil person. BWAHAHAHA
:bounce:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:45 PM
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18. Cape Verde islands off the coast
:)
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progressive_realist Donating Member (669 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:59 PM
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32. You can clearly see the results of our superior local leadership
On the West Coast. As this map clearly shows, hurricanes come barreling straight for us, see that we had the foresight to put a really big mountain range in the way, and immediately turn NE to go after those slouches in Washington, DC.

:P
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 09:40 PM
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37. Blame it on Senegal - wait, that's where the slave trade came from.
All hurricanes have followed the same steering currents and trade winds to our fair shores as the slave ships from Gorey Island . See below.

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-05 01:16 AM
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40. Mauritania too
:)
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:47 PM
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21. Nominated! Everyone needs to laugh right now, let's get this
on the front page. Somehow this thread turned into a series of puns and bad jokes and I am hysterical right now.

:rofl:
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FULL_METAL_HAT Donating Member (673 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:50 PM
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23. Nominated :)
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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:55 PM
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25. That picture is making me dizzy... I'm about to faint!
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 02:56 PM by Rainscents
:rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:45 PM
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26. Put your head between your knees
and close your eyes.. You'll be better in no time :)
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:01 PM
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27. Weird, none listed for 1992, year of Andrew
Did it technically 'miss' the Caribbean? Here's another chart showing only five Cat 3 or greater from 1991 to 2000

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:25 PM
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29. Andrew's on another chart.. Atlantic..link here
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:33 PM
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34. Hey, does anyone remember a graphic that made the
rounds awhile back...it showed the path of a hurricane (can't remember the name) in Florida and how the eye went thru all of the counties that voted for W? I wish I had that....I remember thinking that Mother Nature hates W. too.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:38 PM
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35. That was proven inaccurate..
...
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Lori Price CLG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:50 PM
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36. Bill Clinton caused this. :) n/t
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