OMG: Daily Show Issues Bush Disaster Checklist

berni_mccoy

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:11 PM
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OMG: Daily Show Issues Bush Disaster Checklist

Most recent checked-item: Katrina

Two UNCHECKED Items:

Unwanted Pregnancy: Osama and Jenna
Sex Video: Osama and Jenna

They literally held it up onscreen for over ONE MINUTE!

Audience was going bananas!

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MaggieSwanson

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:24 PM
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1. Can you remember the rest of the alphabet?

It's like that game where they show you a picture of random objects for 2 minutes, and then you see how many of them you can remember...

Somebody give me a hand!

Abu Ghraib
B...
Cheney?
D...
Enron
F...
G...
Halliburton
I...
J...
Katrina
L...
M...
N...
Osama
P...
Queers Revolt
Rodent something
Sex tape: Osama and Jenna
T...
Unwanted pregnancy: Osama and Jenna
V...
W...
X...
Y...
Zero people left on the planet

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LSK

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:25 PM
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2. Mars attacks

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morgan2

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:26 PM
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Mars Attacks was M

cant recall the others

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RaleighNCDUer

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:26 PM
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5. R odents of Unusual Size

V oldemort
W WIII

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NoPasaran

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:26 PM
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6. Yam shortage

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ramblin_dave

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:26 PM
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3. List

Abu Graib
Bin Laden
Chalabi
Deficit
Enron
Failure to find WMDs
Halliburton
Iraq
John Bolton
Katrina
Locusts
Mars attacks
North Korea
Osama & Jenna
Pregnancy: Osama & Jenna
Queer revolt
Rodents of unusual size
Syrian war
Tigers
Unicyclists, nuclear
Voldemort
WWIII
X-rated tape: Osama & Jenna
Yam shortage
Zero people left on earth

(there was no G item)

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LSK

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:27 PM
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7. tivo?

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MaggieSwanson

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:31 PM
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9. *whew* I feel better.

Thanks!

:hi:

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Mr_Spock

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:26 PM
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4. That was funny

I like Osama doing Jenna scandal. I bet most people missed that one...

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MaggieSwanson

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:30 PM
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8. screenshot from Sunnystarr...

go here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2069234&mesg_id=2069234

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milkyway

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Tue Sep-06-05 10:32 PM
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10. Z: Zero people left on earth. (bush disasters are named alphabetically--

we're at K)

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