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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:06 PM
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send help! i am stuck under a blob of horse ass blubber. call fema! help!
try the 800 number.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:09 PM
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1. Have you checked their website?
Or can't you reach your computer from under the horse ass blubber?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:11 PM
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2. i'm on the computer now but.......blub blub...........hic
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:11 PM
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3. Be patient, help is on the way. Go to the Salvation Army Center
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:12 PM
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4. Wait a while....
I'll send cash!
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:13 PM
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5. If it is Arabian Horse Ass Blubber, please press 1
otherwise press 2 or stay on the line for further assistance. Current hold time is *7 days*.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:13 PM
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6. Before we can help...
I have a few questions to ask...

Are you republican?

Are you a minority?

If you are a minority, are you African american?

If yes say... light skin, dark skin, mixed race, others.

What is your income level?

Do you have insurance?

Are you a homosexual?

What's your religion of preference?
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:16 PM
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7. I'm a Freeper! I can save you!
I'm going to blame it all on local authorities, just hang tight!
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Anywho6 Donating Member (458 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:18 PM
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8. No help for you! It's your own fault! n/t
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:21 PM
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9. someone call canada, please? oh the humanityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 01:35 PM
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10. Call FOX, oh the Hannanityyyyyyyyyyyyyy Geraldo will save - but
it may take a few takes.
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