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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:25 PM
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I saw a big fat guy on the side of the road...I gave him some oxy.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:26 PM
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1. I called the DEA
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:27 PM
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2. Was he white?
Did he have a fake wife with him?
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:28 PM
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3. Oddly, no.
He was wearing a dress and a freshly dry cleaned t-shirt. Odd, I thought, but what the hell.
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:29 PM
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4. I think I saw that same guy..
He wanted to know if I had any vikes on me. He offered to give me a h*ndjob for whatever pills I could spare. I turned him down. He was wearing a halter top (neon green) and some short shorts. Looked like he could've used some Nair down there. Yuck.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:31 PM
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5. Did he have a pilonidal cyst? n/t
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:32 PM
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6. Yes.
It was bulging through his short-shorts. I think I saw it kinda pulsing with his heartbeat.
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Done Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:35 PM
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7. Yeah, but you didn't tell me what i was s'posed to do with this shit.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:38 PM
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8. Locking
GD is not the place for this, especially now.
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